CANNOT COPY DEATH STAR PLANS: FLASH DRIVE STORAGE FULL
(Alexander Rodriguez) (
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(OPEN ON: EMPIRE CITADEL DATA STORGE VAULT COMPUTER) JYN Hurry. We need to get the death star plans and get out of here before the stormtroopers show up. Cassian Okay. Give me your flash drive. Where is the usb port? JYN I don’t know. I don’t see it. Is it on the back? CASSIAN Ahh. Here it is. Dammit. It won’t go in.
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JYN Flip it over. CASSIAN There we go. It’s a fifty fifty chance, but I get it wrong every time. JYN Hurry! CASSIAN Okay. Just gonna drag the death star plans over to the flash drive. (SFX: COMPUTER ERROR NOISE) JYN What does that mean? Are they copying over? CASSIAN No. It says -- “Cannot copy death star plans, flash drive storage full.” JYN What? I thought I cleaned that thing off before the mission. +
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CASSIAN We gotta delete some stuff. JYN Wait not my pictures from Naboo! CASSIAN We have to get these plans Jyn. It’s our only hope of destroying the death star. Think of the rebel cause. (SFX: FILES INTO TRASH CAN) CASSIAN All right. Now there is free space. Copying the plans over. (SFX: STORMTROOPERS SHOOTING AND BREAKING THROUGH DOOR.) JYN How long will it take? CASSIAN It says... 21 hours, 4 mins, and 32 seconds. JYN What?
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CASSIAN It’s usually faster than it says. It’ll probably be a few minuets. JYN We don’t have time. They’re breaking through. CASSIAN Oh no. It stopped. Something happened. The computer is acting weird. JYN Oh god. I’m so terrible with technology. I’m calling IT. EMPIRE IT GUY (V.O.) Hello. JYN Hi. Um. Yeah. We’re in the data storage vault and we are having some trouble with the computer.
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EMPIRE IT GUY (V.O.) Have you tried turning it on and off again? JYN It’s acting glitch-y. EMPIRE IT GUY (V.O.) Oh yeah. We’ve been having some weird stuff going on today. The network has been acting crazier than a Tusken Raider on cocaine. Ya know what I’m saying? JYN Can you please just tell us how to fix it? Quickly. EMPIRE IT GUY
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All right calm your jawas woman. Just reconnect to the wifi. That should fix the glitches. JYN Okay. It says I need the password. +
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EMPIRE IT GUY (V.O.) The password is vadersucks69. Lowercase. One word. JYN What? Really? EMPIRE IT GUY (V.O.) Yeah. Have you met that guy. He’s a total dick. JYN Okay It seems to be working now. CASSIAN They’re breaking through. JYN The plans are copying over. CHEWBACCA ENTERS. CHEWBACCA Raarahhhh JYN Chewbacca what are you doing here? This is our story. Go back to your saga.
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CHEWBACCA Rahhharr Rarr raa JYN Use the force!? You’re not even a Jedi! (CHEWBACCA GOES TO HELP CASSIAN FIGHT OFF THE STORMTROOPERS.) CASSIAN How much longer Jyn? JYN It’s almost done. GANDALF ENTERS. GANDALF Jyn. I am your father. JYN What the hell is going on!? CASSIAN Who is that? CHEWBACCA Raaarahh CASSIAN Who is Gandalf the gay? GANDALF You’re a wizard Jyn. +
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JYN I don’t even know who the fuck you are old man. CASSIAN Please tell me the files are done copying over! JYN They’re going. It’s a large file. HAN SOLO ENTERS. HAN SOLO Chewy come on we gotta get back to the falcon -- Gandolf what hell are you doing here? Go back to The Hobbit! GANDALF I’m from Lord of the Rings. HAN SOLO But the hobbit is first right? GANDALF Yeah, but they went back and did prequels.
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HAN SOLO That’s stupid. GANDALF Oh, thats rich coming from you. HAN SOLO I’ll blast your brains out nerd. GANDALF Oh, go ahead! Count down from ten and do it. Oh wait you can’t count. 4,5,6,1,2,3,7. JYN Will you guys please stop arguing. Just hold off the troopers. (HAN AND GANDALF JOIN CASSIAN AND CHEWBACCA IN THE BATTLE. GANDALF CASTS A SPELL ON THE STORM TROOPERS.) JYN Come on, Come on.... That’s it! We’ve got the plans! Lets get out of here. (OUT)
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