Written by Danny Behar (CONT'D) Fade In: INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT In a dimly lit bedroom, we see the shape of a man underneath the blankets of his bed. The things he says are overly sensual, while being muffled by the covers. MAN Am I in yet? No? Hang on. Something must be wrong...Oh! Wait. I need to start over. My approach right there was terrible. I forgot how tight you are. It's true...not any man can get in there, and sometimes it's hard to find a way in, but I'll give it another shot... Man pokes his out from underneath covers No...Hang on...I have to confess something. I haven't done this in a while. It's been years. Many years. I've kept a low profile for a while and haven't really messed around with stuff like this for some time. I guess I don't have much practice either. I'm willing to keep trying though. Man goes back under covers (CONT'D) Alright. I'm feeling this. Ooo You know what? I think we have a good connection. You don't get a connection like this anywhere. This only happens under certain circumstances...I haven't had a connection like this in forever...besides that one time last week at Starbucks....Man, I finished that mochaccino WAY too fast...anyway...Aghh...So tight...Just barely...barely (CONT'D) Man is comes out from under covers on his back holding a laptop

2. (CONT'D) AHA! I'M IN! OH LORD! THAT SECURITY WAS TIGHTTTT. THANK GOD THE SERVER WAS WEAK ENOUGH. JENNIFER LAWRENCE HERE WE GOOOO! FUCK YOU iCLOUD. FUCK YOU iCLOUD. WHO THOUGHT THEY HAD NO FLAWS IN THEIR NETWORK PROTOCOL NOW! YEAH! YEAH! AIEJSRG! AHHAHHHGAEGHEHGMEMGRMRRSOGPOSRMPOSRMRGMRG Man lifts laptop and glances down towards his own crotch. (CONT'D) Oh...I guess I'm already......finished for today. Hmm. Fuck......I guess i'll just give the internet an early christmas present. Wow, I'm saint. Or am I a monster? Nah, iCloud is clearly the monster here. (under breath) fuck you iCloud. (CONT'D)