Q: What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? A: “Aren’t you tired of just hanging around?”
Q: What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A: A cookie sheet.
Q: What do you call Santa when he stops moving? A: Santa Pause.
Q: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? A: Because he was feeling crummy.
Q: What kind of bug hates Christmas? A: A humbug.
Q: What does Tarzan sing at Christmas? A: Jungle Bells.
Q: Why do Mummies like Christmas so much? A: Because of all the wrapping.
Q: What’s Santa’s favorite sandwich? A: Peanut butter and jolly.
Q: What goes “oh, oh, oh”? A: Santa walking backwards.
Q: What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when she sees clouds? A: Looks like rain, dear
Q: Why is it so cold at Christmas? A: Because it’s Decembrrrrr.
Q: What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk? A: Jingle smells.
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