Winston Peters’ hair.

Winston Peters.

The last Maui Dolphin.

Neetflux.

Clean rivers.

The ghost of Robert Muldoon.

The Treaty of Waitangi (Tiriti o Waitangi).

Peter Dunn’s bow ties.

Aunty Helen.

The Egonomist

The Ngāti Whātua Room.

Humans of Remuera.

First Past The Post.

MMP.

In bed with Barack Obama.

Election selfies.

The gay agenda.

Liberal dudes.

The feminist agenda.

Misandry.

Three more years.

A Man Ban.

The Internet Party Party.

The Mainstream Media.

An undeclared trust.

Mike Hosking.

State housing.

Vote positive.

Unions.

Colin Craig.

Non-voters.

John Key’s AMA.

K Rd

Jacinda Ardern.

East Coast Bays.

Epsom.

Reducing your nuanced political beliefs to a hashtag.

Jenny Shipley.

The Speaker of the House.

Lockwood Smith.

At the end of the day.

Tax cuts.

#HipstersFor Goldsmith.

First home buyers.

A cup of tea.

Mineral rich conservation land.

Judith Collins.

Gone by lunchtime.

Working for Families.

A holiday home in Hawai’i.

Measuring inequality.

The housing crisis.

PC gone mad.

First home buyers.

Climate refugees.

An angry letter to the Herald.

Garth McVicar.

Stuff comments.

The Twitterati.

The next Lorde.

Waka jumping.

The Supercity.

Press conferences.

The beehive.

A leftwing conspiracy.

The state services committee.

A three-way handshake.

Robert Muldoon.

Farmers.

Hardworking kiwi families.

All Blacks metaphors.

Whaleoil.

The serious fraud office.

The Prime Minister’s office.

Hacked emails.

Official Information Act Requests.

A snap election.

Beneficiaries.

Nigel Latta.

The latest Roy Morgan Poll.

The Party Party.

A leaked email.

The Civilian.

Planking.

Cameron Slater.

Phil Goff

An anonymous source.

Fonterra.

The New Zealand Herald.

One more chance.

Corngate.

A left wing smear campaign.

More police officers.

Paula Bennentt.

The Minister for Horses.

Public Address.

iPredict.

ACC.

A phone call from John Key.

Kim Dot Com.

Climate Voters.

#TeamKey.

Single mothers.

Kiwi Blog.

Winston Peters’ hair.

Winston Peters’ hair.

Winston Peters’ hair.

Winston Peters’ hair.

First-time voters.

The youth vote.

Grey Power.

The Tax Payers Union.

Refusing to answer the question.

Brain fade.

Champagne Socialism.

Kiwisaver.

David Cunliffe.

Charter Schools.

Metadata.

WINZ.

Why did I call a snap election?

The next leader of the Labour Party is _____

What did I overhear in Bellamy’s?

What will swing Epsom’s voters?

If we don’t drive, how will we get to the Green Party meeting?

The most shocking revelation in Dirty Politics is _____

What are the Greens smoking?

White people vote for _____

Helen Clark’s favourite terrorist is _____

Who are the All Blacks voting for?

Kim Dot Com’s next political party will be _______

Instead of mud, this year we’re slinging _____

The next government will close the pay gap with _____

What makes Winston’s hair so fabulous?

What will be drawn for the next conscious vote?

Who is the surprise contender in East Coast Bays?

A new package will provide hardworking Kiwi families with ______

What’s holding up the Christchurch rebuild?

The unintended consequence of the Man Ban is _____

Hager’s next expose will be _____

What scandal did I overhear at Back Benches?

Wellington’s most popular left-wing podcast is _____

I drink to forget _____

Peter Dunn is going to plank on _____

Russell Brown’s next blog post is on _____

What’s in the raffle at the Labour Party conference?

What is Bomber angry about now?

What are anarchists voting for?

What are we defacing hoardings with?

_____ will be gone by lunchtime.

Shock announcement! Coalition between ______ & ______

Who are we putting in a safe seat?

The most upvoted answer in John Key’s AMA is _____

What can make a better New Zealand?

What is Jacinda really looking for on Tindr?

This political ad is authorised by ______

What will I drink on election night?

The next scandal will involve Guyon Espinor and _____

What is Key smiling at?

Who was with Len in the Ngāti Whātua room?

What did I discuss over a cup of tea?

We’re raising taxes to pay for _____

My computer was hacked and they found _____

What do beneficiaries spend money on?

What caused the housing crisis?

Where is Jenny Shipley now?

@Whaledump is run by ______

_____ is actually a robot.

I got fired under the 90 day period for _____

I, for one, welcome _____

The Right Honourable _________

What are we having a referendum on?

Labour had nine long years to fix _____

Stewart Islanders are voting for _____

@Whaledump’s next dump will consist of _____.

National’s election sweetener is ______

Rodney Hide’s next Herald column is about _____

What made Dirty Politics so darn dirty?

What’s the latest election bribe?

What are the unintended consequences of raising minimum wage?