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Written  by  Luke  Bayne,  Alexandra  Cendecki,  Zachary  Jacobi,  Natascha  van  Lieshout,   Stephanie  Settle,,  Chris  Sturgess,  &  Bolt  Touma.      

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This  playset  is  an  accessory  for  the  Fiasco  role-­playing  game  by  Bully  Pulpit  Games.    

This  playset  is  copyright  2014  by  Luke  Bayne.  Fiasco  is  copyright  2009  by  Jason   Morningstar.  All  rights  reserved.      

For  more  information  of  about  Fiasco  or  to  download  other  playsets  and  materials,  visit   www.bullypulpitgames.com      

 

 

 

   

 

   

“When  you  play,  play  hard.”  -­  Theodore  Roosevelt    

 

 

The Score On  tonight’s  episode...     You   finally   got   a  good   look   at  the   Nosferatus,  the   new   family   that  moved   in   next  door.   The   teenage   son   is   soooo   cute   (if   a   little   pale)!   Funny   how   you   only   seem   to   see   their   family   after  dark.  You’ll  just  have  to  execute  a  ridiculously  elaborate  plan  to  get  to  know  him.   Your   parents   definitely   wouldn’t   approve.   “You   can’t   date   mundies,”   they   would   say.  “If  he   finds  out   your  secret,  you’d  have  to  kill  him,”  they  would  say.  But  they’ll  never  find  out.  As  the   alpha   male   of   your   werewolf   pack,   your  father’s   always   so   busy  running   the   business  and   keeping   the   peace.   And  your  mother  spends   half  her  time  with  her  coven  and  the  other  half   with  her  “physical  trainer”.   You   might   have   to   blackmail   your   brother   a   little   bit.  That  shouldn’t  be  a  problem   once   he   knows   that   you  know   about   the   magical  chalice   he’s  been   hunting  with   his  faerie  girlfriend   for  the  last  month.  (Wasn’t  dad  looking  for  that  chalice  too?)  You’re  going  to  need  his  help  if   you’re  going  to  pull  this  off  before  the  time  of  The  Prophecy…   These…  are  the  Nights  of  Our  Lives.  

   

Movie  Night   True  Blood,  Vampire  Diaries,  Buffy  the  Vampire  Slayer,  Angel,  Supernatural,  Twilight,   Underworld,  every  soap  opera  ever.

  Book  Club   The   Southern  Vampire   Mysteries  series,  Twilight  series,   Dresden  Files,  Iron   Druid,   The   Vampire  Chronicles  by  Anne  Rice.    

Relationships... 1.  Obligation   1.  Vendetta!   2.  Magically  compelled 3.  Sworn  to  carry  their  burdens 4.  To  fulfill  the  prophecy 5.  Because  that's  what  family  does   6.  Because  otherwise  they’ll  never  let  it  go  

2.  Romance   1.  Having  casual  sex 2.  Unrequited  love 3.  Started  dating  recently 4.  No  one  else  must  know! 5.  A  really  bad  breakup   6.  Married  for  centuries  

3.  Family   1.  Separated  at  birth 2.  Members  of  the  same  clan 3.  Sire  &  thrall 4.  Estranged  relatives   5.  Siblings  whose  relationship  is  weirdly  sexual 6.  Parent  &  child  

   

 

4.  Rivals   1.  …  because  of  an  ancient  grudge. 2.  …  for  the  leadership  of  the  pack/coven. 3.  …  for  the  same  lover. 4.  …  for  the  fulfillment  of  an  ancient  prophecy. 5.  …  for  homecoming  king/queen. 6.  …  for  prime  territory.  

5.  In  the  workplace   1.  Former  partners   2.  Employee  &  supervisor   3.  Employee  &  regular  customer 4.  Newbie  &  mentor 5.  Skeptical  veteran  cop  and  credulous  rookie  (Scully  and  Mulder) 6.  Nepotism  

6.  Business   1.  Lawyer  &  client 2.  Stockbroker  &  informant/insider 3.  Supplier  &  consumer 4.  Addict  &  dealer 5.  "I  know  a  guy  who  can  help  with  that." 6.  Cleanup  crew  &  someone  who  needs  a  cleanup          

… on Nights of Our Lives  

Needs... 1.  To  get  rich   1.  …  through  blackmail. 2.  …  by  selling  family  heirlooms. 3.  …  by  getting  in  deep  with  the  wrong  crowd.   4.  …  by  milking  your  sugar  daddy/momma  for  everything  they're  worth. 5.  …  and  leave  everything  behind. 6.  …  so  you  can  pay  off  your  debts  before  they  get  you!  

2.  To  get  laid   1.  …  because  a  100-­year-­old  virgin  is  pathetic. 2.  …  to  get  even.   3.  …  before  you  run  out  of  time.   4.  …  to  prevent  "that  thing". 5.  …  to  sustain  yourself/species/other. 6.  …  because  it's  been  too  damn  long.  

3.  To  get  back   1.  …  to  where  you  buried  it  before  anyone  else  does.   2.  …  your  underwear! 3.  …  to  being  a  normal  human  again. 4.  …  those  steamy  sex  tapes. 5.  …  what  was  taken  from  you!   6.  …  your  dignity.  

   

 

4.  To  get  out   1.  …  of  this  relationship  alive. 2.  …  of  this  fucked  up  town. 3.  …  of  this  dungeon. 4.  …  of  debt.   5.  …  of  this  ridiculous  mess.   6.  …  before  all  hell  breaks  loose.  

5.  To  get  revenge   1.  …  on  the  person  that  slept  with  your  fiancé(e)/lover/alpha/mother. 2.  …  for  whoever  was  killed. 3.  …  on  the  one  who  created  you. 4.  …  by  magical  means. 5.  …  for  that  ancient  feud. 6.  …  on  the  entire  world.  

6.  To  get  respect   1.  …  to  move  up  in  the  family. 2.  …  so  they  stop  laughing  at  you. 3.  …  so  they’ll  take  you  back. 4.  …  even  though  you  don't  deserve  it. 5.  …  and  clear  your  name.   6.  …  even  though  you  sparkle  in  the  sunlight.      

… on Nights of Our Lives  

Objects... 1.  From  the  Cemetery 1.  Splinters  from  the  coffin  of  St.  Celestine 2.  Freshly  buried  corpse 3.  Suspiciously  empty  coffin 4.  Great  Grandmother  Josephine’s  shriveled  left  hand 5.  Old  headstone,  ominously  split  in  two 6.  Wilted  flowers

2.  From  the  Arsenal 1.  Wooden  stake 2.  Gun  with  silver  bullets 3.  Bag  of  salt 4.  Knife 5.  Holy  water 6.  Ancient  sword

3.  From  your  lover 1.  Underwear 2.  Love  note 3.  Baby 4.  Their  delicious  blood 5.  Your/their  heart 6.  Magical  dildo

 

4.  From  the  shadowed  mists  of  time 1.  The  Belt  of  Vlad,  first  vampire 2.  The  Scales  of  Sanamophet,  Black  Vizir  to  the  Boy  King 3.  The  Claw  of  Camazotz,  Bat-­God  of  Night,  Death,  and  Sacrifice 4.  The  Fruit  of  the  Tree  of  Life 5.  The  Satyr’s  rod 6.  The  Feathers  of  Malik-­Taus,  first  angel  of  the  Yazidi

5.  From  last  week’s  episode 1.  The  13RPG  used  to  kill  the  baddy  of  the  week 2.  Human  corpse,  thoroughly  mauled 3.  Oddly  intelligent  dog 4.  Envelope  full  of  legal  documents 5.  Mysterious  suitcase 6.  Cliffhanger

6.  From  the  workplace 1.  Jackhammer 2.  Important  parcel 3.  The  deposit  safe 4.  The  Black  Ledger  (do  not  show  to  IRS) 5.  The  haunted  deep  fryer 6.  The  stapler

… on Nights of Our Lives  

Locations... 1.  The  Realm  of  Fae 1.  The  Glade  of  the  Primordial  Sex  Deity 2.  The  Winter  Court 3.  The  Hell-­Hound  Kennels 4.  The  Hatchery 5.  The  Mushroom  Glade 6.  The  Stone  Circle

2.  Major  City 1.  Paris   2.  New  Orleans   3.  Berlin   4.  Moscow 5.  London   6.  Singapore  

3.  Around  Town 1.  Night  club 2.  Library 3.  Gaming  cafe 4.  Graveyard 5.  Giant  mansion 6.  Slums

 

4.  Remote  Location 1.  Deep  in  the  jungle   2.  Deep  in  the  desert   3.  Mountain  cabin 4.  Top  of  the  light  house 5.  Romantic  bungalow 6.  Top-­secret  supernatural  testing  facility

5.  Magical  Sites 1.  Consecrated  grounds  of  the  old  church 2.  Ley  line  nexus 3.  That  old  gnarled  tree,  oldest  on  the  estate 4.  Site  of  a  grisly  ritual  killing,  haunted  by  bad  mojo 5.  Sister  Sabrina’s  Drive-­Through  Wiccan  Church 6.  Faerie  Ring

6.  Private 1.  Our  lovenest 2.  The  locked  study 3.  Laboratory 4.  Evidence  room  at  the  police  station 5.  Hidden  room,  full  of  coffins 6.  Janitors  closet  at  school

    … on Nights of Our Lives  

A Prophecy of Blood & Love

Insta-Setup Relationships  in  your  setting  

For  three  players...   ● Obligation  -­  To  fulfill  the  prophecy   ● Rivals  -­  …  because  of  an  ancient  grudge.   ● Romance  -­  Unrequited  love   For  four  players,  add...   ● In  the  workplace  -­Employee  &  supervisor   For  five  players,  add...   ● Business  -­  Addict  &  dealer      

Needs  in  your  setting   For  three  players...   ● To  get  revenge  -­    …  on  the  one  who  created  you.     For  four  and  five  players,  add...   ● To  get  laid  -­  …  before  you  run  out  of  time.    

 

Objects  in  your  setting   For  three  or  four  players...   ● From  last  week’s  episode  -­  Mysterious  suitcase     For  five  players,  add...   ● From  the  shadowed  mists  of  time  -­  The  Scales  of  Sanamophet,  Black  Vizir  to  the   Boy  King  

 

Locations  in  your  setting   For  three,  four,  or  five  players...   ● Magical  sites  -­  Sister  Sabrina’s  Drive-­Through  Wiccan  Church