LAST MAN STANDING INT. WRECKED SHED - EVENING AMY, STEVE, and ABDUL, wearing tattered clothes and covered in blood, burst in. Outside, thunder pounds and CATS roar. AMY We made it...We're the last people on Earth alive! ABDUL I'll find supplies-STEVE And I'll-Steve coughs up blood and collapses. ABDUL OOO, make that two. Amy and Abdul rush to Steve. AMY Steve! STEVE Abdul... Abdul... get the girl... Steve dies. AMY What did that mean? ABDUL (standing up awkwardly) SOOOOOOO... you know when you said you wouldn't date me even if I was the last man on Earth...? AMY Uh... NO. I don't remember that. I've been dealing with the MUTANT CAT APOCALYPSE killing all humans and dogs and rodents on the planet! ABDUL Oh. Well, you did say that. I started the Cat Apocalypse. I wanted to see if it was really true. AMY What?

2. ABDUL As you know, I've been spending the last five years getting my MD/PhD in Feline Epidemiology and Biostatistics. My thesis involved creating a virus in cats that would make them mutant killers. I unleashed the virus a month ago and... IT WORKED. Amy, I love you. I always have. I know you said there was no way we could be together because of my B.O. I just... I wanted to see if you really meant that. You're a beautiful woman and I'm brilliant. We have a chance to make beautiful babies. We can restart the human race and make it a better world. What do you say? "Not even if you were the last man on Earth." Well, was that true or just hyperbole? Beat. AMY It was FUCKING true. ABDUL OK, you won't date me. fucking?

What about

AMY NO. ABDUL OK... a handy. AMY screams and runs out. mutant cats.

We hear she is torn apart by the

ABDUL (CONT'D) Damn. END