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BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside! For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of the funniest dog FART BOOK story of all times! Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio chapter. This Fart Book of El Ninjo is a compilation of 2. You will get FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! New & Enhanced Version Volume 1 - Part 1 + FART BOOK: African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle, New & Enhanced Version Volume 3 All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading and by listening at the same time. It comes with more stories and colored pictures than ever before! The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Volume 1 - Part 1 + African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle is something for young and old. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 1 and the situations go like this:
* The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot
* The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) and many more... In Volume 3 he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * Arrival At The Lodge With Poop & Pump * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now
part of the flatulent secret society!"
El Ninjo also shows some awesome gross out fart tricks that benefit him in every adventurous situation he finds himself in. Go ahead...purchase it right now and download the Audio version that is included inside each chapter of the farting dog book. Each bottom burping story also comes with a beautifully colored illustration so that the fun becomes triple fun with this hilarious dog farts book. Each chapter includes: the hilarious English story in text format, the colored illustration, and the audiobook! If you love Magic Tricks For Kids With African Beans & More Funny Bean Fart Tricks, you will love this magical and comic roman for kids! ● ● ● ●
Sales Rank: #1887166 in eBooks Published on: 2013-06-22 Released on: 2013-06-22 Format: Kindle eBook
Most helpful customer reviews 0 of 0 people found the following review helpful. Fart Book with Dog Farts - We Love You! By WorkingMommy This book compilation of El Ninjo's dog fart book series is a winner. My twin boys age 6 and even my little girl love it. We have started with the fart book series earlier this year when Volume 1 was released and it is the favorite fart book series of all my 3 kids! They just love what is gross and I can't even blame them because the illustrations are totally worth it. They are cute and funny and sometimes even pant ripping! We first got started with the black and white series, but since the book has been released in vivid and popping colors with an audiobook it has just gotten a life of itself in our household because my boys do not want to go to sleep without their iPad and these hilarious illustrations and stories. I always explained my twins the following explanation about farts when they asked me. The word "fart" has been incorporated into the colloquial and technical speech of a number of occupations, including computing. I guess I explained it to them in a different kid's language to make sure they understand the sense of it. This is just to make my point clear what I tried to explain. I also went ahead to make another aspect clear because farts do also relate to manners and etiquette and kids have to learn what manners are and the quicker the better in order not to become some poop fart monsters. Farts on the other hand can also be very funny and used in the context of humor. However the
word may be used as a colloquial term of endearment or in an attempt at humorous selfdeprecation (e.g., in such phrases as "I know I'm just an old fart" or "you do like to fart about!"). This usage dates back to the Medieval period, where the phrase 'not worth a fart' would be applied to an item held to be worthless. Anyways, I am an adult and I know that my stuff is totally boring and does not appeal to six year old twins who want to do booger stuff, fart stuff, poop stuff, and other type of gross out stuff the whole day. This book is obviously not at all targeted to an adult and it would be totally unfair to be judged by an adult since this is not at all an adult book. This books would not even make sense to adults and without seeing this book from the perspective of the eyes of my 6 year olds and their perspective, I would not So it totally makes sense, my kids totally hated my above explanation about farts and they told me this is stupid Mommy and vice versa adults who are looking at this book probably have the same reaction and say oh boy this is the most stupid thing I have ever seen. I totally recommend this book to boys in the age group of my boys because this is what boys with 6 like to read about and this is what they think is really funny. A grown up would hate it or review it as stupid and probably would prefer what I wrote about farts from the perspective of an adult. I do not ask them to understand my world and they do not need me to like or understand there gross out fart world. I hope that I clarified my point by giving a real writing and working example about farts and the fact that adults prefer the mentally more challenging mental reading experiences and kids like it loud, graphical, colorful and very very fart intensive. My review is from the perspective of 6 year olds which is the target group of this book and it should only be bought for kids not for adults. Adults should not review this book neither because it is just not fair. It is like giving a kid a book that is for grown ups and then ask the kid for a review. It would come out like this: "This is the most stupid book that I ever read and I hate it!" In order to be pleased with your purchase, I only recommend to buy this book for your kids because the like stuff the gross, colorful and graphic way! My twins hated my fart explanation and they asked me to instead buy them Volume 3 of the fart book so that they could complete their collection. They actually asked me to scan the marketplace daily not to miss any fart book release of El Ninjo. They prefer to read about farts the gross out way and the El Ninjo way and hate everything that makes too much sense. I am not judging their educational process and development because I know they are going to turn into boys with manners. I am only happy that they like a fart book series that is gross and exciting on one hand, but what I specifically like about this specific fart book series is that kids still get some
cool nuggets to benefit from for their own personal development and growth. El Ninjo always teaches some cool ninja nugget about the benefits of farts and some other interesting facts that are just cool to know for kids. It somehow makes sense in a naive and kids type of way and they still learn manners in a way that is packaged in a cool and exciting fun way. I am just hoping that El Ninjo comes up with many more funny episodes for new books in his series because this is how I keep them interested in reading and developing their reading and reasoning skills. I do not know what I would have done without this fart book series. My boy would love just one like that. Anyways, I can not thank El Ninjo enough for having changed our difficult boys into boys who like reading now and this is all thanks to this awesome book series that my husband even calls the Einstein way of learning because nothing we tried worked before this fart book series. Thanks El Ninjo for your awesomeness and my boys are fans for life! They really get involved and this is how learning happens with lots of interaction, fun and smart interesting stuff. This is what this fart book is all about making your kid fun in a fun and hilarious and sometimes gross out way. However, not in a gross out way that is plain stupid where all the annoying fart kid characters do is fart without even making sense and just for the sake of it. El Ninjo is farting, too, but in a way that makes it funny and involving. I really have to stress that I only recommend this fart book series to kids because they love this type of weird fart stuff. The artistic value of the illustrations is just awesome and totally under prized because usually these types of comic roman books for kids are way more expensive and especially with so much artistic value added to this compilation. The book talks to kids and is written in kid's language that might maybe offend some grown ups and adults so if you are easily offended by gross out stuff this does not mean that the book is bad, it only means that you did not read what this book is about and for whom the book is written. I do not get these ignorant consumers who just buy whatever they find fun at first sight and without educating themselves about what it really involves and what it does for them. These ignorant buyers or haters or negative people in general then are offended by something that they got out of it. Our family defends this hilarious fart book series because each book that we have bought gives more value back and the books are under prized. The artistic value that is included in each book is awesome and the highest quality that we have ever experienced in kid books. People who do not like them either are negative or haters and they obviously have no idea what they bought. It is unfair to leave a review unless you are a kid or a parent who writes the review for the kid because this book is not an adult book. Read the product description before buying if you are not buying the book for a kid. The artistic value and the colored illustrations are the highest quality and they alone are worth more than the ridiculous prize. I have paid 10 or 20 times the amount of this book series for books that did not include half the quality and amount of illustrations as they are provided in this hilarious fart book
series! Well done and we are all 5 looking forward to see what El Ninjo is getting himself into in the next fart book. 0 of 0 people found the following review helpful. Magic Tricks For Kids (Magic Tricks For Kids With African Beans & More Funny Bean Fart Tricks: Compilation Volume 1 - Part 2 & V By E. Fowler Again I down loaded this piece of C*** to my Kindle! Amazon should be ashamed to even have this in a free list. It's gone from my Kindle! ! ! See all 2 customer reviews...
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