EXT. OUTSIDE ABANDONED GARAGE OFFICE - EVENING Diane faints and falls to the ground from exhaustion. Anthony, Deckard, Meyer, and Flank all stand behind her, almost not believing what they all just witnessed. All of the detectives are lying on the ground, unconscious. There is glass and paper everywhere. FLANK I guess that's settled then. MEYER I guess that's settled then? If a bomb went off right now and killed us, is that what you want the poor souls who find our bodies to say? ANTHONY Seems she's finally gotten some kip. FLANK What the fuck is a kip? MEYER Means to sleep. How do you not know what kip is? ANTHONY My god, you guys bicker as much as my parents. At least you two are having sex with one another. Deckard picks Diane up and slings her over his shoulder. He begins to walk away, before turning back to the group. Shall we?

DECKARD

EXT. ABANDONED GARAGE - EVENING It looks like a bomb just went off in the Garage. All of the windows have been blown out. The cop cars are scattered and pushed back into random positions. The group walks out of the garage and notices that their car is flipped over. ANTHONY Finder's keeper's? Deckard shrugs and walks towards one of the cop cars.

2. MEYER Wait a second. Someone should go back and grab the keys from one of the cops. FLANK I'm not going back there. I am not searching any fucking dead bodies for any fucking keys. MEYER Are we even sure they're dead? ANTHONY Oh come on Flank, can't be the first time you've stuck a curious little finger up a dead man's arse. FLANK You think he keeps his keys in his ass? ANTHONY How do we even know that we need keys? Deckard tries to open the car doors but they don't open. Flank. No.

MEYER FLANK

While they argue, Deckard walks to a different cop car and realizes that it opens. FLANK (CONT’D) I'm not touching another dead body. ANTHONY Another? So you have experience! FLANK Don't even think about it. I touched the last dead body. If anyone, it's Meyer's turn. Deckard buckles Diana in the passenger seat and then gets in the driver's seat. MEYER I would rather walk to China.

3. FLANK We don't have to go all the way to China. France at the farthest. ANTHONY Actually, Deckard should be the one to finger the dead cop since he got us into this mess. Deckard drives away. They all turn and look. Then they look back at each other. FLANK I'm still not touching any corpses.

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