BEER!

Written by Christopher Francis

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TOM, ELLIOT, and EDDIE clink bottles of Desperado together. Cheers!

TOM AND EDDIE

Beers!

ELLIOT

TOM What could go wrong? SUPER: TWO BEERS LATER The three sit. Nothing. ELLIOT I feel like this needs more beer. SUPER: THREE BEERS LATER The three are in a Mexican standoff with each other. TOM How did this even happen?! SUPER: ONE BEER EARLIER Tom ponders while holding a bottle. TOM (CONT’D) We should have a Mexican standoff. SUPER: ONE BEER LATER Oh yeah.

TOM (CONT’D)

EDDIE You know what? 17 Again isn’t even that good! SUPER: FOUR BEERS LATER The three eat pizza as the credits for 17 Again roll. EDDIE (CONT’D) I take it all back. He hugs a cardboard cutout of Matthew Perry. Elliot points. ELLIOT Hey look! A bear! SUPER: ONE BEAR LATER The three lay. Dead. Bottles scattered. FUNERAL MARCH PLAYS. VOICE-OVER Beer! Enjoyed best with friends! (Rushed disclaimer) May contain bears.