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Run # 1365 JULY 24 2006

HARELINE

HASH HOT LINE

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Seriata Way, Mountain Creek. Approx 200metres East of round-a-bout at end of Karawatha Drive and Bundilla Blvd, at the sewerage inspection port, under the power lines. Bring spare shoes, insect repellent, torch and an appetite for a culinary

1366 July 31 PussPuss 1367 August 7 Hares required 1368 August 14 Hares required 1369 August 21 Fuck Truck 1370 August 28 Mongrel 1371 September 4 AGPU

Furry walking behind Scandal

Erection on trail after torch died.

Scandal telling Two Can to wait for her because she can’t see in the dark.

Smoko taking the lead at 7:30 pm saying he knows how to get to the On On.

Ërection wandering into the circle at 8:15

Furry’s leg just after he said, “Golly gosh,”that hurt a little bit.

ERIC'S SPACIAL DISORIETATION Shaggy summoned us all to "Missing lLnk" Road, the significance of which was to become all too apparent. A short jog to the first check saw the pack dispersed, Winny, Onya, Peda and yours truly were taken on a merry loop that was to lead us in bewildering array of backchecks,loops and eventually to the welcome piss stop by the lake. The walkers too managed to find the piss stop,with Puss,Skunk,Wonky and Shafter,all ace navigaters hitting their target. In fact the piss stop was to be the last sighting of the "runners of the missing link"!!??? I refer to our resident haemophiliac "Gash Fury","Dummy Spit" Smoko,"St Bernard's Dogs" Scandal and 2 Can and "wrong way corrigan" Eric. After our illustrious GM, Lash, with prior knowledge from a previous navigational fuck up some how knew the way home from the piss stop, a luxury the runners of the "missing link" were not afforded!! To run the trail once be seen as a misfortune, to run it twice may be considered a fuck up to do it three times is total stoke of genius!! Such is the calibre of the runners of the "missing link" .God they must have enjoyed every minute of it,the less fortunate runners were simply confined to standing by the fire drinking piss, with the occasional battering ram charge from Tooley and Mixo as they they stoked the fire of their undieing passion for being "on heat". Such pleasures of exercise were getting too much for some members of the "missing link", "Gash Fury" and "Dummy Spit" Smoko turned their heads for home after their third turn at the trail ,however "Wrong Way Corrigan "Eric wanted to take on a real challenge and do it in the dark, only to be rescued by our resident "St Bernard's Dogs". Such is the calibre of this man, he could not be talked around and was the last runner home. Some may see this as over achieving, however I look upon it as true compassion for his fellow Hashmen. Making sure that his fellow, undernourished Hashmen were fully watered and replenished before his triumphal return. ERIC I SALUTE YOU!! ON ON PONTIUS.

Date Claimer for 26-27 January 2007, 1400th Run Aust Day Long Weekend Location: Kenilworth Homestead, Kenilworth-Eumundi Road. If still there before the big flood.

Attractions: The Infamous Noosa Olympricks Plenty of Grog (of course) Bunkhouse accommodation Best denackering water slide in QLD Noosa hash hospitality And lots more Cost: TBA Will include two night accommodation grog, food and

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Interested in Cuming! then please Email or phone Noosa Hash (Y-Front or Pooj) at [email protected] or 54455748 for more details and possible numbers.

Ask anybody - This location was one of the prime Hash site in Southern Queensland so let’s run our Mary Valley before we flood our best agricultural land.

It will be a DAM good run

Bastille Day Executive Dinner Saturday August 5 - 7.00pm @ Thai Restaurant on the Wharf $20 per person BYO This will include a selection of 3 entrees; 2 Curries & 2 Stirfrys Satay Chicken Spring Rolls Fish Cakes Penang Curry Massaman Curry Stir Fry with cashews Stir Fry with Oyster sauce As it is Bastille Day you should come dressed appropriately for the revolution or wear a Thai There will Thai belly dancers and Shafter doing demonstrations through out the night. RSVP to Mash 0412 683 577 by Thursday 3rd August [email protected]

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job." Mujibar said, "I am ready" The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green." Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready" The manager said, "Go ahead." Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'" Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for Telstra . No doubt you have spoken to him

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