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Run # 1444 14 th Jan 2008

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RUN REPORT for 1443 RUN 1443 Rained for two weeks. Monday night, Expect more rain Coolum, bridge still ratshit.. Found it. Upchuck back. Mafia, plenty, Tooley – work? Unlikely. Erection new shoes. Furry, buying, selling. Skunk, two scarce friends from Wellington. Floppy no show, Shafter still alive. Skunk set it. Shafter helped, I think, a bit. Skunks feet very wet and dirty. Ours weren’t; idiot. Kiwis, Bridgend, stupid name, ran slow, and Christine, ran fast with Winny. Run, Winny, run. Beach first, then scrub, path, scrub, Idiot Town, piss stop. So good, cold piss, no cider for Pontius; nice touch. Hot. No floppy, Shafter breathing. Stroll, roadie, talk, good hash. Bungee, sweating. OnOn, beers, meat trays thanks Alex, sausages, eggs, volcanic chilli. Cold beer. Showers came, no problem. Pontius left, no problem, Nobby and Puss stranded. Down downs, hares, new ones, old ones, Eric shoe, Nobby talked, the hat, amongst yourselves, beers. Pack up, took Puss and Bunge back to Nobby’s, cider, squeeze Dunny, take Bunge home, shower, sleep. Nice. Lunch good, corkage good, Erection’s lettuce tired. Wine great. Shafter still OK. Onya way.

Golf booked at Coolum 4x4 First tee off th 11.02 24 May 2008 Bundaberg's 'Rum City' Annual Hash Bash When: 16th February at Mon Repos Turtle Rookery and Conservation Park. Accommodation: Camping or bunking, get names down quick for the latter. Pre and post hash billets available. Cost: Early Early bird $60.00 by 31st December, early bird $70.00 before 31st January and late bastards $80.00! Send cheques to BH3 C/O Snail Trail, 26 Mariners Way, North Bundaberg, Qld 4670. Theme: 'School Daze'. It will be a great run around beautiful coastline of Mon Repos with hash acts, great band, lots of nosh and grog, prizes, give aways, what more could a hasher want! !!

Hashmen and Harriettes, The unorganised committee of the Up The Bruce H3 ask you to put a big red blob on 20 January 2008 - that will be the date for our 3rd outing. The exact location will be announced when we find it but don't panic, the Bruce Highway will be close by. Down The Woad, Nunny, GHO, Pancho, Bushbasher DEER MEAT A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue. "Well," he said, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screams to her brother, "Don't eat it, it's an asshole!"

Noosa Hash House Harriers 1350th Run When: Saturday 28th & Sunday 29th January 2006. Registrations from 1:00pm

Where: Tuchekoi outdoor centre (follow link for directions) http://www.tuchekoi.com/wheretofindus.htm BYO Bedding, Accommodation is in rooms of 4 to 6 beds or camp facilities available.

Theme: ”Australiana” How Much: $ 75.00 What you get? A run with a difference. Drink stops. Giveaways and prizes. Saturday Lunch, Afternoon Snacks, Saturday Dinner, Grog & Wine after the run (All you can Drink!) The fabulous “WeakAs” Band, Hash Acts. Sunday Breakfast, and for those travelling Sunday T/Away Lunch at minimal cost. Sunday recovery run. Any Questions? Phone GangBam: (07) 54710362 or 0400466251 Or - Roobarb on (07) 54473370 Or – e-mail us at [email protected] or [email protected] Mail your rego to: Noosa H.H.H, P.O Box 170 Tewantin, Qld, 4565

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The Fine Print: If I’m stupid and Hurt or injure myself. I accept full responsibility for my actions. I understand that hashing and drinking are dangerous activities and I choose to do so anyway. If any misfortune befalls me and I get hurt, I agree not to sue Noosa Hash or any of its members. I’m over 21 and can do whatever I please.

Signed………………………………………………..Date………………………. Directions: P.T.O Drinks and BBQ after the run while cooling down

T.W.A.T.S

Tooley Whammy Amazing Tournament Specialist Foundation Members

Whammy and Tooley

Senior Adviser

Luigi

Communications Officer

Nobby

Transport Officer

Furry

Supports Club Supervisor

Lindy Loo

Public Relations Officer

Miss Rhodesia Edie ??

And our patron the one and only

TWATS

TWATS Has booked the Hyatt Golf Coarse for the 24th may 2008 . First tee off 11.02 We hope this meets with your approval. Costs will be advised at a later date. Would all Hash Groups please advise their teams along with their subs only two allowed . Closing date 2nd Feb 2008 ON ON TWATS