STEVE AND MANUEL'S BIG DP ADVENTURE

Written by Kayden Kross and Manuel Ferrara

Based on life.

INT. DAY, MANUELS HOUSE Chanel Preston (hard bodied brunette) dresses in the mirror. She checks her body. The outfit is outrageously porntastic. Camera roves over the places her eyes are looking. After she is satisfied she turns to reveal Manuel (French, big dick). CHANEL Is this outfit okay. MANUEL Anything is okay for Steve. Improv conversation to this end follows. The two leave. EXT. DAY, LAX AIRPORT Steve Holmes (50’s lengthy dick, creepy, lovable) waits on curb with his luggage. Manuel pulls up after a moment. Steve leans in the window. MANUEL Jump in the back. I brought you something. Steve jumps in. Chanel is waiting for him in her porntastic clothing. Improv flirting. Tease and foreplay build in backseat as Manuel drives. EXT. DAY MANUEL’S HOUSE Car arrives. The three get out. INT. DAY MANUEL’S HOUSE Steve and Chanel continue their sexy time inside. Chanel begins to insist on bringing Manuel in. CHANEL Come on. Your DPs together are legendary. I want the treatment. More improv. Manuel resists, but finally gives in to Chanel’s argument, which is her ass. DP sex scene to finish. INT. DAY OR NIGHT, MANUEL’S OFFICE. Manuel is working at his computer when Steve enters.

2. STEVE I have a shoot tomorrow. Would you mind driving me? I haven’t had a chance to get a rental car yet. MANUEL No problem. STEVE By the way, have you banged your mail lady yet? What?

MANUEL

STEVE Your mail lady. The lady who goes through your mail. MANUEL I don’t have a mail lady. I have a mail man. When did you see a lady going through my mail. STEVE A little while ago. She has huge tits. I just think one of us should fuck her. When I tried to talk to her she ran away though. MANUEL Wait a minute. Was she brunette with really high heels and ridiculous cleavage. STEVE She’s really great. MANUEL She’s not a mail lady she’s a stalker. She keeps trying to get me to fuck her. Manuel rifles through something. MANUEL (CONT’D) Look what she sent me. INT. MAIL LADY’S BEDROOM. Mail lady talks to the camera as if she’s talking to Manuel. Does a tease. Pulls out a dildo and proceeds to play with it. Video cuts.

3. INT. DAY OR NIGHT, MANUEL’S OFFICE. Manuel turns back to Steve, MANUEL See what I mean? She says she won’t stop until I fuck her STEVE I don’t see the problem here. MANUEL The problem is that she’s crazy STEVE I don’t see the problem here. Manuel gets frustrated. STEVE (CONT’D) I’ll do it for you. How?

MANUEL

Steve improvs his plan to Manuel. MANUEL (CONT’D) That will never work. EXT. DAY, PORN LOCATION Chris Streams takes pictures of Adrianna Checkik (young all natural brunette) posing seductively for the camera. Adrianna wears bright lingerie and poses in a pool with a bright blue sky behind her. The location is grand and modern and she looks amazing. Manuel and Steve enter frame MANUEL Chris! Good to see you my man. CHRIS Manuel! What are you doing here MANUEL Just dropping Steve off. They look at Steve, who is already in the pool perving on Adrianna. Adrianna in into it. Manuel and Chris improv small talk. Then Chris gets a call.

4. CHRIS Excuse me one minute. INT. LOCATION HOUSE Chris speaks on the phone. Improv frustrated conversation with the person on the other line as he finds out his second guy has cancelled. He needs to get this DP scene shot today. EXT. PORN LOCATION Chris reemerges. Pulls Steve to the side. CHRIS Listen, we lost our second guy. I’m going to have to cancel this scene if I don’t find a replacement quickly. STEVE Why don’t you ask Manuel CHRIS Manuel doesn’t do DPs anymore man. STEVE I think we can convince him Steve walks over to Adrianna, says something in her ear. Adrianna looks at Manuel and smiles, struts over to Manuel, starts trying to seduce him. Succeeds. DP sex scene to finish. EXT. MANUEL’S HOUSE DAY Steve goes out to Manuels car with keys in hand. He hops in the drivers seat and drops the keys. As he leans over to find them, the Mail Lady pops up in the back seat and starts unbuttoning her blouse seductively. Camera catches her in the mirror. After a minute, Steve pops back up. The two meet eyes in the mirror. Both are startled. Then Mail Lady lets out a delayed squeak/scream and runs from the vehicle in high heels, half clothed. STEVE Mail Lady! Come back!

5. EXT. AFTERNOON, MANUEL’S BACKYARD. Dahlia Skye (blond, tight body) lounges by Manuel’s pool. Steve walks by and sees her through the window. Double takes, reroutes himself out to the backyard. Dahlia’s eyes are closed as she tans, so she doesn’t see him start to perv out on her. Suddenly she opens her eyes and sees his looming figure standing over her, watching silently. She screams, and kicks him backwards into the pool. Steve retreats back inside. INT. MANUEL’S LIVING ROOM, DAY Manuel passes by sad Steve, who is still dripping wet from the pool. MANUEL What happened STEVE Your pretty friend doesn’t like me. Dahlia?

MANUEL

STEVE She’s so pretty. MANUEL You’re not exactly her type, Steve. STEVE We must make me her type. MANUEL I’ll see what I can do. EXT. AFTERNOON, MANUEL’S BACKYARD. Manuel comes outside and sits down on the lawn chair next to Dahlia. DAHLIA Oh thank god. I thought it was that creep coming back out to smell my hair again. MANUEL Who? Steve? DAHLIA Lanky creep?

6. MANUEL I don’t think he’s that lanky. Anyway, Steve’s a legend. DAHLIA What kind of legend. MANUEL Well, back in the day we used to be the kings of DPs. We worked almost every day together. We are so good that there are Tumblr pages devoted to that work. Three of them. DAHLIA Wow. Tumblr? MANUEL Yup. Pretty big deal. Anyway, porn decided to bring Steve back over from Germany just so they could shoot some DPs again. Steve is the very best. Really...

DAHLIA

MANUEL Oh but don’t get any ideas. I saw you push him in the pool earlier. He’s probably pissed. DAHLIA You think so? I didn’t mean it. You think he’ll forgive me? MANUEL Well all you can do is try to win him back. DAHLIA What should I say? MANUEL Somehow I don’t think he really cares about what you say. More about what you do. Dahlia runs off to find Steve. CUT TO:

7. INT. MANUEL’S LIVING ROOM, DAY Dahlia tries to tease Steve. Steve acts like hes hard to win over. Improv into sex scene and into DP DP sex scene to finish. EXT. NIGHT MANUEL’S HOUSE Manuel and steve return from dinner. Manuel notices his front door is open. He motions to Steve to stay quiet. They creep in on the house expecting to find burglars. Instead, they find the mail lady, dressed for Manuel and waiting with champagne. MAIL LADY I’ve been waiting for you. For me? No.

STEVE MAIL LADY

MANUEL I think you should go... MAIL LADY I’ll go when I get what I came for. Manuel pulls steve aside. MANUEL What do we do STEVE Do what I told you. Tell her you like blindfolds and I’ll jump in. MANUEL This is so stupid Then.. Ok fine.

MANUEL (CONT’D)

Manuel returns to the mail lady. MANUEL (CONT’D) So, uh, I’m really into blindfolds, if that’s okay.

8. MAIL LADY Anything for you. MANUEL Uh. Ok, here we go. Manuel blindfolds her and steve walks in to take his place. Sex scene starts. After a few minutes the blindfold slips down. Manuel looks like he’s caught red handed. MAIL LADY Oh baby if I’d known that’s what you are into we could have just done this a long time ago and avoided all this foreplay! Uh.

MANUEL

STEVE Yes! This is what manuel likes! He can’t get enough! Manuel gets pulled in. DP sex scene to finish. Mail lady gets up and starts dressing. She pulls a list out of her purse and crosses something off. MAIL LADY Does anyone know where Jules Jordan lives? END MOVIE