Chautauqua Friday, March 4, 2005

“Bringing traditions of the past to the business of today”

2005 Vol. 4, No. 5

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY Cowboy’s Guide to Life Author Unknown

The "Red Caped Crusader" of Alix-MAC, Mr. Pitt, spearheaded a move to raise some much needed money for the tsunami victims of Asia. As a perk, the school set a target of $1,000 and if that amount was raised, Mr. Pitt would dress up for the day in a bright red cape and dye his hair red. As a school, we raised $1,032, and Mr. Pitt did dress the part on Wednesday, February 16th. Photo courtesy of Alix MAC School

Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong. Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plough around the stump. A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor. Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. Meanness don’t happen overnight. Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads. Don’t sell your mule to buy a plough. Don’t corner something meaner than you. It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge. You can’t unsay a cruel thing. Every path has some puddles. The best sermons are lived, not preached. Most of the stuff people worry about never happens. Don’t judge people by their relatives. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time. Don’t interfere with something that ain’t botherin’ you none. Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. It’s better to be a has-been than a never-was. The easiest way to eat crow is while it’s still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.’ If it don’t seem like it’s worth the effort, it probably ain’t. It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got. The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning. If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around. Don’t worry about bitin’ off more’n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger’n you think. Only cows know why they stampede. Always drink upstream from the herd. If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there with ya. You can’t tell how good a man or a watermelon is till they get thumped. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Thank you to Louie Humbke for taking the Tri Stars Hockey Team (Bashaw, Alix, Clive Bantam Boys) on a ‘Chicken Run’ to Eckville for a game on Feb. 13th. Photo courtesy of Debbie Plunkett

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FROM THE EDITOR’S COMPUTER I must be starting to get a touch of spring fever as I am sitting here and I can’t think of a thing to write! Either that, or else I have so much swirling around in my brain that I can’t isolate one single thought that I am wanting to expand on or share. I also hope I haven’t forgotten anything important. The days have been beautiful with the increased sunshine, warmer temperature, and melting ice and snow. I’ve taken some time to work outside moving some of the more persistent piles of snow and ice. Spring is a time when we throw off the darkness of the winter season and embrace the sunshine. When we throw off the parka and look for lightweight clothing. When we look for signs of new life and the returning birds. As we start moving towards more springlike conditions outside, don’t forget to appreciate the changes around you as you add an extra “spring” to your step!

Uxà{ Lift me Into the workings Like a clock To sense a time And turn me around

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MUSINGS By Kevin Burns Looking After the Little Things Have you ever noticed how many little things are in our lives? This is not a little question by any means. It's actually a fairly big question that encompasses many areas in our lives. But if we were to take a look at the big picture: study the things we've got to look after for ourselves on a daily basis, we would see that what seems like

one big problem is in fact made up of little things. And trust me on this; there are lots of little things. Here are a few questions that can help you understand how the little things can pile up. Are you a little overweight or a little out of shape? Are

Spring Book Fair at Alix –MAC When: Wednesday, March 16 Where: Alix-MAC School Library Time: 4:00 pm to 7:00 pm

Like me Since I am a child In a world So full of power And discontent

Books are great for Easter Baskets or any special occasion!! There are books for all ages and everyone is welcome!

Colour me Ito rich shades Of deep wines And reaching foliage Our of everlasting dark

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Show me I’m simply learning And when I know I can pass it along And teach it to others. Tim Knowles, Bashaw

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Drug Charges Laid Bashaw RCMP charged two females and obtained a warrant to arrest an adult male following an undercover drug operation at the Bashaw Hotel. Jennifer Pruissen, 22 years old, and Bonnie Leicht, 43 years old, have each been charged with trafficking marijuana and procession of property obtained by crime. Both made a brief court appearance and were released to appear in Stettler Provincial court on February 24, 2005. Red Deer RCMP Drug section assisted with this investigation.

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you a little in debt or a little short on cash? Are you a little enthused about your life or a little disappointed? Are you a little in love with your partner or a little out of love? Are you a little bit tired or a little overworked? Are you a little out of energy or a little out of time? Are you a little bit stressed or a little bit depressed? Are you a little bit hopeful or a little hopeless? Is there a little less importance in your work or a little more pessimism? Is there a little question I missed or a little more mess you refuse to see? This got me to thinking. There's one big pile of little things we need to tend to. Don't ever kid yourself; if we've got problems in one area of our lives then there are many areas of our lives that need work too. So how do we fix each and every little thing that needs fixing? We fix them one at a time. Once we begin to work on one area that needs fixing, our attitudes begin to shift into the other areas that need fixing almost automatically. Let's take the first question above for example. If we're a little overweight or a little out of shape then we can fix them by starting to go for walks and to watch what we put in our

mouths. Remember the old adage, "garbage in garbage out?" It's very true. If we're consuming more calories than we're burning we're going to be a little overweight. Get active. Go for solitary walks. While you're burning calories by yourself you can think of solutions or people to go to for their input and help to overcome the other little problems in your life. We've created everything we have: our weight, our finances, our attitude about work, our attitude on our relationships, our enthusiasm and especially our results. If we've created them by ourselves then we can solve them by ourselves. But don't expect an overnight change. The problems weren't created overnight. They were created over time. It will take time to fix them all. But it will happen. Take on one problem and watch your attitude change about the rest of the little things. Kevin Burns is the world's only Instigational (Leadership) Speaker and author of over a half-dozen self-help books and CD's. More info at www.kevburns.com.

Box 249 Alix, AB T0C 0B0 Email: [email protected]

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DALE JOHNSTON M.P., WETASKIWIN

The Liberal government tabled legislation (Bill C-38) on February 1, 2005, that if passed, will redefine marriage. Since Confederation, marriage in Canadian law has been defined as “the voluntary union of one man and one woman to the exclusion of all others”. The Supreme Court of Canada endorsed this definition in 1995 and Parliament reaffirmed it in 1999. The federal government has jurisdiction over the definition of marriage but the provinces are responsible for licences and registration. There is no doubt that this is a contentious issue but throughout the long debate, the Conservative Party has always been clear. We respect the supremacy of Parliament and we believe this is a matter that must be decided by elected MPs who represent Canadians. The Liberals, on the other hand, wanted to avoid Parliament so they sent the

question of same sex marriages to the Supreme Court simply so they wouldn’t have to face this issue during the 2004 election. For their part, the Supreme Court refused to rule on whether the traditional definition of marriage violates the Charter of Rights and Freedoms. What this means is the court has sent the issue back to Parliament for the final say. This is a clear victory for democracy and for the Conservative Party of Canada. The Court’s de ci sio n sh ows clearly what we have said all along. It is troubling that the Liberal legislation provides little in the way of assurance that religious freedoms will be protected if the legal definition of marriage is changed. There is only one clause in the Bill that states that religious officials will not be forced to solemnize same sex marriages. The problem is that the Supreme Court has already ruled that this clause is beyond the federal government’s authority because provinces are responsible for performing mar-

riage ceremonies. While the Bill is written in a way that will make it difficult to amend, the Official Opposition, led by Stephen Harper, will make every effort to change it. We want to retain the traditional definition of marriage, enshrine the legal rights and privileges for samesex partnerships, and provide concrete assurances of protection of religious freedom. Mr. Harper is the only leader in the House of Commons committed to a free vote not only on the government’s legislation, but also on the Conservative Party amendments. So far, Prime Minister Paul Martin has said he will not allow a free vote for his entire caucus. If Mr. Martin was serious about fixing the democratic deficit, he would allow this important matter of

conscience to be decided in a truly democratic fashion. I want to thank all those who have contacted me to express an opinion on this important issue. We attempted to reply to as many Constituents as possible but since this topic has prompted Canadians from coast to coast to get in touch with all Members of Parliament, I am unable to respond to everyone in writing. Please be assured that I have always been a strong supporter of the traditional definition of marriage and I will continue to vote against any legislation to change it, including Bill C-38 as it now stands.

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On April 15th we will be raffling off a Candy Bouquet, valued at $50. All those with a sweet tooth be sure to purchase your tickets before that date. Tickets are available at the Village Shoppe on Main Street Alix. Funds will be directed toward youth projects.

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Items, such as tables, chairs, working electronic equipment, cabinets, and games are requested to assist with furnishing and equipping the youth centre. If anyone has extra items they wish to donate, please contact Luc at 788-2996 to arrange for delivery.

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The Village Shoppe, featuring clothing and large & small household items, is located on Main Street Alix. Open Wed.—Sat. from 10-4

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Boy’s of St. James Gate Proceeds to: S.T.A.R.S. & Lions Eye Bank (Alberta Society)

April 2, 9 pm - 1 am Doors Open 8 pm Alix Community Hall

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Advance Tickets $20 Alix Motel & Alix Home Hardware

Neighbourhood Network Society of Alberta ~ Alix-Mirror & Area

Luc Bailly ~ Coordinator Box 132 Alix, AB T0C 0B0 Ph: (403) 788-2996 ~ Fx: (403) 788-2996 Email - [email protected]

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4928 - 50th St. 403-747-3233 Box 69 Alix, AB T0C 0B0 [email protected] http://alixpublic.prl.ab.ca READ with the ALIXGATOR

Librarian: Beth Richardson

LIBRARY CARD FEES: $5 - individual and $10 - family. You can use your library card at virtually every public library in the province at no extra cost. The Lois Hole Library Legacy Program - Grow Your Library - You can help make a difference by investing in the future of Alberta through a legacy donation to one of Alberta’s libraries. You can create a tribute to someone dear to you, recognize milestones or special occasions in the lives of family and friends (anniversaries, graduation), or other forms of legacy gifts such as bequests, named endowments and trusts. REMINDER Anyone with a library card from Alix Public Library who resides outside of Alix corporate limits, within the County of Lacombe, is asked to please supply the library with your legal land description. Thank you for your cooperation. Board Members Wanted - We are looking for individuals interested in sitting on the Library Board. Meetings are held every 6 weeks. Please contact the library at 747-3233 if you are interested in joining the Board. Our next meeting is March 7, 2005 at 6:30 pm at the Library. BOOK SALE - We have a number of gently used books for sale at the Library. We also accept book donations. ONLINE CATALOG http://alixpublic.prl.ab.ca Select Catalogue. To request titles or to check your library account, you need your 14-digit barcode from your library card and a PIN (last 4 digits of your phone number). _______________

Just the knowledge that a good book is awaiting one at the end of a long day makes that day happier. – Kathleen Norris

WHEN IN SASKATCHEWAN… Join us as we travel across this great land of ours. Please join us at the Library as we visit the highways and byways of Saskatchewan on March 12, 2005, with a potluck supper at 6:30 pm. There will be a time to share your favourite stories/memories of places you’ve visited or lived.

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LIBRARY HOURS 9:30 - 4:30 pm 3:00 - 5:00 pm 7:00 - 9:00 pm THURS: 10:30 - 4:30 pm SAT: 10:00 – 2:00 pm TUES: WED:

New Books To Love, Honor, and Vacuum by Sheila Wray Gregoire - Encourages women to deal with their hectic lives by prioritizing relationships and fostering responsibility and respect in all family members. Indoor Plant Gardening for Canada by Laura Peters - How to achieve success regardless of whether your home is dry or damp, has low light or has cold drafts and hot spots from central heating. I Am What I Ate...and I’m Frightened!!! By Bill Cosby - What happens to a sixty-five year old comic legend when he spends six decades indulging at the banquet of life. Feng Shui in a Weekend: Transform Your Life and Home in a Weekend or Less by Simon Brown - How to create harmony in the home using quick-fix solutions that take half a day or a weekend. The Oxford Companion to Canadian History - The essential reference for all those interested in Canadian history...from the Norse to Nunavut...key subjects and personalities in Canadian history. Parenting Resources @ Your Library Guide to Toilet Training by Mark L. Wolraich - Recognize when your child is ready, a step-by-step guide to what to do, the best ways to encourage progress and handle accidents, and tips for managing bedwetting. 1-2-3 Magic: Effective Discipline for Children 2 - 12 by Thomas W. Phelan - Addresses the difficult task of child discipline with humour, keen insight and proven experience...Control obnoxious behaviour, encourage good behaviour, and strengthen your relationship. Baby First Aid: the Essential Quick Reference Guide by Dr. Miriam Stoppard - Specifically for babies and small children...written in reassuring, non-medical language in a format for quick reference. No More Misbehavin’: 38 Difficult Behaviors and How to Stop Them by Michele Borba - Deals with such behaviours as defiance, meanness, short attention span, temper tantrums and more.

Alix Community Services Coordinator: Glenna Carlson 747-2030 Office Hours: Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, 8:30 to 12:00. Babysitting Course: Will be running next week. If your child is interested, please contact me. Here is the next installment in my community list: Alix Agricultural Society Wanda McKendrick 788-2274 Parelli Natural Horsemanship Group Wanda McKendrick 788-2274 Alix Curling Club Glenna Carlson 747-2107 or 747-2030 Alix Figure Skating Club Mary Borgens 747-3787 Alix Lions Club Pat Dahl 747-2942 Alix Minor Hockey Karen Novakowski 747-2296 Carroll Club Lillian Fair 747-2974 Haunted Lakes Golf Club Russ Slattery 747-2652 Haunted Lakes Pony Club Carina Forsstrom 747-3013 Time for Tots Jeannie Oppeboen 747-2157 Ripley Community Hall Connie Barritt 747-2217 Stanton Community Hall Diane Gessleman 747-2363 Three Links Society Lacombe Foundation 782-4118 Women’s Institute Irene Guynup 747-2794 United Church Women Jean McDermand 747-2352 If there are other clubs I have missed, please let me know and I will include you in my next column.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential -that word would be "meetings." - Unknown

EVENTS IN TEES Standard First Aid with Level C (Infant & Children) Sat, Apr. 2 & Sun., Apr. 3 from 9 - 5 pm. Cost $100 or less. Potluck style lunch both days. Please phone Crystal 784-2940 for more information or to register. Act now, space is limited! Yoga Monday nights until March 21st from 7:30 - 9:00 at the Tees Hall. $5 for drop-in. For more info call 784-2940 or Nadine 788-0003 Tees 50+ meet Tuesday afternoons at 1:30 pm at the Tees Hall. Tees Agricultural meetings 2nd Tuesday of each month.

Friday, March 4, 2005

Alix Figure Skating Club proudly presents

AROUND the WORLD Sunday, March 20, 2005 Alix Arena at 2:00 pm Admission by Donation

Come and see the many wonders of the world all in an hour or two!

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The View From My Window

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JAMES STRACHAN

By (Peeping) Thomasina The gents were out digging in the cold dirt at the end of the street the other day. I wonder if they were searching for lost treasure, or trying to reach China? The warmer climes have brought more and more people out of doors. A few souls seem to have lost their winter bulk as they shed pounds of fleece and down-fill. I’ve spotted some gals who have been taking advantage of the rays to touch up their colouring and remove that winter pallor. With all the sunshine, running water, minimizing ice and snow, I was sure we were seeing spring at its finest, but alas, our natural barometer has a differing opinion. Who cares about a groundhog, I base my predictions of the seasons on the apparel worn by Our Lady of Literature & Information. Whilst I’ve spied her racing hither and yon, I have not seen an appendages being revealed, so don’t get too excited yet...more snow must be coming our way.

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Why We Like Alix, Alberta Grade 5 class Collaborative Poem (pictured below) Alix Small, uncrowded, beautiful, quiet

VILLAGE OF ALIX Employment Opportunities

Nestled in the country beside the calm waters of Alix Lake between Lacombe and Stettler Where people like to relax by the lake, participate in Alix-Days, and cheer on the bull riders during the Bull-o-rama

Contract Bookkeeper/Accountant

Where you feel peaceful, happy, and relaxed

The Village is accepting proposals for accounting services. Information regarding the contract may be obtained at the Village Office 4849 - 50 Street, or call Terry McMullon at 403-747-2495. The Village of Alix maintains the right to refuse any or all proposals.

Where you can find happiness in exploring the nature trail, challenging the Haunted Lakes golf course and knowing who your neighbors are

Public Works/Water Wastewater Operator

Where line-ups, road rage, and being lost in a crowd are not an issue

The Village is seeking applications for the full time position of public works/water wastewater operator. Reporting to the Public Works Foreman, the successful candidate will be a highly motivated individual capable of working with various hand tools and performing general Public Works maintenance duties and water/wastewater operations. On call and stand by are required in this position. Qualifications: • Level 1 Water/Waster water operator license would be an asset. • Must be willing to train for water/waste water operator license if needed. • Experience with equipment and tools. • Ability to work with minimal supervision. • Ability to exert continuous physical effort in various weather conditions. • Valid Class 5 Drivers’ s License.

Where poor air quality is not an issue and neither are traffic jams or noise pollution

Where people are friendly, kind, and show concern for each other During the spring you can enjoy planting your own gardens During the summer you can enjoy swimming and playing in the great out doors During the autumn you can enjoy your own harvest During the winter you can enjoy playing in the snow A little town that welcomes everybody Alix, Alberta

A competitive benefit package offered. A job description may be obtained upon request. Resumes will be accepted at the Village Office 4849 50 Street. Forward all resumes to: Village of Alix Box 87 Alix, AB T0C 0B0 Fax: 403-747-3663 e-mail: [email protected]

Photo courtesy of Alix MAC School

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Clive & District FCSS News

VILLAGE OF CLIVE Clive Village Office 784-3366 Clive Mayor: Marvin Wieler Deputy Mayor: Karen Gardiner Website: www.clive.ca Council meetings are the 2nd & 4th Monday of each month at 7:00 pm at the Town Office. Community Sign on Hwy 12 to have an event put up call 784-3414 Clive and District Family and Community Support Services (FCSS) 784-3277 Fax 784-3273 Coordinator: Bonnie Wildeman Monday 9 - 3:00, Thursday 9 - 12 Clive Public Library Tracey 784-3131 Located below the Village Office. Tuesday 9 - noon, 5:30 - 8:30 pm Wednesday 2:00 - 5:00 pm Thursday 9 - noon, 2:00 - 5:00 pm Coffee Time @ the Library - every Thursday morning. Story Time - Wednesday afternoons from 2 - 2:30 pm at the Library. For children 3 - 5 years old. There is no charge. Thrift Store Tuesdays 1 - 5:00 pm Wednesdays and Thursdays afternoons (call Louise 784-3414 or Edith 784-3171). Volunteers are needed. Neighbourhood Place McPhedran 784-3171

Open Tuesday and Wednesday. Call Edith

Clive Community Spirit Van To book call Shauna 784-2109 R-Own-Food Co-op Contact Shelly Gray 784-3199 for more info. Clive School 784-3354 Principal Ian Rawlinson Secretary Sue Boston Clive Ag Society meets 3rd Thurs. of the month at 7:30 at Meeting Room. Jason Wagner 784-2823 Clive Senior Circle Contact Albert Wagner 782-2409 Meet Mon. at 1:30 pm Clive Lions Club meets 2nd and 4th Wed. of the month, 7:30 at Clive Community Hall. Gene Rowley 372-2437 Clive Legion meet 1st Thurs. of the month at 8:00 pm. Louise Bell 784-3414 Clive Multi 4-H Laura van Dijk 784-2205 Clive Hall Bev Krochak 784-3964 Clive Meeting Room Gord Wagner 784-3345 Fire Department Monte Zaytsoff 784-3997 Clive Historical Society Louise Bell 784-3414 Chatelaine Club (Westling) meets 3rd Tues. @ 7:30, Westling Hall, Becky Wagner 784-2823 1st Parlby Creek Scouts Darrell Wiersma 784-3052, Gordon Peters 784-2978 SOS Moms & Tots Playgroup Meet Tues, 10 am at Clive Baptist Church, Shelly Gray 784-3199 Clive Baptist Church Ron Orr 784-3252 Clive Christian Fellowship Gord Rowland 784-3141 Clive United Church Shealagh McClelland 784-3367 Saron Lutheran Church Rev. Art Henkelman 343-6836 Clive Curling Club Bev Krochak 784-3964 Clive Skating Club call 784-2019

By Bonnie Wildeman The Annual General meeting of the Clive and District FCSS Board will be held on Thursday, March 10 @7:30 pm in the Clive Legion Hall- all community members are welcome and encouraged to attend. For voting privileges please contact the office at 784-3277. FCSS is are pleased to announce that the Clive & Area Crime Prevention Coalition has received a Crime Prevention grant in the amount of $20,000 for several projects in the Clive area. This recently formed group of interested community members will focus on youth, senior and rural programs that target crime concerns in our area. We look forward to great happenings in the next year and would take this opportunity to that the office of the Alberta Solicitor General for this support.

Clive is Alive Figure Skating Carnival Mar. 19th. Income Tax program: FCSS will be offering this free service to individuals in late March. Call the office for further information. Clive Seniors Circle Join them on Monday afternoons at 1:30 pm for friendship, floor curling, shuffle board, pool, cards or carpet bowling. All activities are at the Meeting Room. Contact Albert Wagner for more information at 782-2409. Anyone interested in playing Pond Hockey on Wednesday nights, please contact Alan Rowley at 784-3415. Clive Arena: Tues. & Thurs. 3:00 pm. Tot Skate Friday

Public Skate 5:45 - 6:30 Stick Time 6:30 - 7:15

Sunday

Public Skate 5:00 - 6:00 Stick Time 6:00 - 6:45

Curling Men’s Teams Monday night 7:00 & 9:00 pm Family

Wednesday night

If you are interested in mixed curling contact Ben Wierenga at 7826144. Whist parties at Haynes Hall. For dates and times call Wayne at 7842206. Clive & Area Homecoming 2005 July 1 - 3, 2005. Activities will include fireworks Friday night, wagon rides to tour the village on Saturday, Show ‘n Shine, Drive-In Movie, old-time dance, suppers and breakfasts, and the sale of heritage tapestry afghans of the village by a local artist. This is your invitation to attend Homecoming 2005. To confirm attendance please contact Marion Grose 784-3535, Avis Sayers 784-3973, Sheila Edmondson 783-8453, or Margaret Rowley 784-3507. Early bird price of $30 before April 30th. Clive School events Mar. 7 - Professional Development Day, No School Mar. 10 - Alberta Opera visit Mar. 12 - CWAJHAA Basketball tournament Mar. 14 - Wolf Creek Curling Bonspiel School Council meeting Mar. 17 - X-treme Assembly Mar. 18 - Staff Meeting, No School

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Bashaw Happenings

Bashaw Art Club For more information 780877-2529.

Bashaw Bus Society Shuttle every Tuesday and Thursday morning, 9:00 - noon. Trips to Camrose are offered on the 2nd Monday and the 4th Friday of the month. Call Marianne at 372-3631 for more information.

Community Kitchens For further details or to register, please call 372-4074.

Bashaw Youth Centre open Monday - Friday 1:00 - 9:00 pm. Phone 372-4048. Do You Have Jobs or Tasks Suitable for Youth? Happy Gang Seniors Centre Crib Thursdays 1:30 pm Shuffle Board & Bingo alternate every Wednesday at 1:30 pm 500 Mondays 1:00 pm Meetings - 1st Tuesday of each month @ 1:30 Contact Shirley Poirier at 372-2018. Meals on Wheels To book your meals call Marj or Christine at 372-4074. Bethany Lifeline BDSS offers this service to residents of Bashaw and surrounding areas. Women’s Institute meetings 1st Wednesday of the month at 1:30 pm. Contact: Marnie Ennis 372-4302. Fire Department Meeting 2nd & 4th Wednesday of the month Royal Purple Meeting 2nd Tuesday at 8 pm TOPS every Tuesday at 6:45 pm at the Anglican Church (use side door). Contact: Robin Baker at 788-2689.

Tiny Tots offers an opportunity for fun, friendship, socialization, and support for both adults and children from 0-4. Wednesday, 10:00-11:30 am at Bashaw United Church. Please feel free to drop in!

!! MARK YOUR CALENDAR !!

Children and Parent Skill (CAPS) Enhancement Boxes are AVAILABLE for loan in the community FREE of charge. If you are interested in borrowing one of the Boxes, please call 372-4074.

First Steps: Training on Oral Language and Literacy Development Workshop March 12 from 10 - 3 pm. Registration deadline Feb. 28th. Contact Phyllis 372-2053 or Marj 372-4074.

Bashaw Well Child Clinics 3rd Tuesday of each month. For appointments, please call Camrose Public Health at 679-2980.

Parson’s Holiday Tours Bus Trip to Rosebud Theatre on Apr. 7 to see the comedy “The Kite.” $70/person, includes ride, meal and performance. Pick up at Bashaw Esso at 9:15 am (a pick up in Alix will happen too). Deadline for tickets March 20. Call Dorothy at 372-4303 or Parson’s 1-800-590-9983.

Working Women’s Wednesday Supper & Socialize on Wednesdays at Wong’s Restaurant at 5:30 pm. For more information contact Sheri Arsenault at 372-2375. Knitting / Crocheting / Quilting Group at Golly’s Restaurant from 2 – 4 pm on Mondays and Wednesdays. Drop-in welcome. For more information call Lydia at 372-3777. Bashaw RCMP Victim Services Committee Contact Ed Hagel at 780-372-3508. Bashaw Thrift Store Tuesday & Fridays. We are looking for VOLUNTEERS! Please contact Joan at 372-3650.

Natural Health Practitioners - Ann Wakelin, Brenda Ball & Robin Bennett. To book an appointment call CLR Healing Center 780372-HEAL (4325). For pedicures, waxing & reflexology at CLR call Rita Reich at 3722129. Janet, therapeutic and relaxation massage therapist at 780-372-4243.

Bashaw Daycare - Monday - Friday 8 am - 6 pm. For more information contact 372-2053. Bashaw Bottle Depot Wednesday & Saturday

9 - 5:00 pm.

Bashaw Skating Club contact Karen 3722447 for more information. Bashaw Medical Clinic Monday - Friday, 9:00 am – 5:00 pm; Tuesday until 6:30 pm Physician: Dr. Koen Call Cheryl & Shirley @ 372-3740

Bashaw Pentecostal Church (5020 48 Ave) Services: 11:00 am & 6:30 pm Potluck Supper: 5:00 pm

Arena Hours Public Skating Tues. Thurs., & Fri., 3:30 - 4:45 pm Sun., 2:15 - 3:15 pm

Town Council Meetings 1st & 3rd Tuesdays

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Bashaw & District Chamber of Commerce 4th Tuesday at the old Provincial Building The Bashaw & District Food Bank located at Neighbourhood Place. Any community member that is in need of assistance is welcome to access this service. Legion Bingo Wednesdays at 7:30 pm.

Bashaw School has a complete workout/ weight room available for public use. For more information and to discuss annual key rental, contact the Principal at Bashaw School at 372-3800.

Neighbourhood Newcomers If you are interested in joining, or finding out more information, please call Neighbourhood Place at 372-3633.

Bashaw Preschool Reading Program 2nd & 4th Thursdays of the month at 11:15 am at the Library.

Catholic Church Mass Time Immaculate Heart of Mary Parish, Bashaw Saturday evenings 7:30 pm Tuesday (except 1st of the month) 7:00 pm Eucharistic Adoration - Last Fri. of mon. 1 pm Office Hours: Wednesdays 780-372-3645

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Tues. 5:00 - 6:15 pm (12 and under) Fri. 5:00-6:15 pm (12 and over) Sun. 1:15-2:15 pm (mixed) Figure Skating Drop In Sundays: 3:30-4:45 p.m. Times subject to tournament and carnival schedules.

Bashaw School Variety Night Friday, April 15, 7:00 pm at the school. Performers and volunteers needed. Call 372-3800. _______________________ Bashaw Adult Learning Council For more information on upcoming courses call 780-372-3648 Basic Computer: Mar. 9 & 10 at 6:30 pm. Cost $20. Tree Grafting: Mar. 16 at 7:00 pm. Cost $10. Basic Internet: Mar. 23 & 24 at 6:30 pm. Cost $30. Basic Simply Accounting: sometime in March Yoga Tuesday evenings, until the end of March. 7 - 8:00 pm. Genealogy - Researching Your Family Tree: Apr. 6 from 7 - 9:00 pm. Cost $15. Community Access Program 4 computer stations are available for community use, includes use of a scanner, digital camera and printer. Phone for more details.

A high purpose lives against every species of opposition. - Dr. Elizabeth Blackwell

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Bingo every other Thursday. Delburne Chamber of Commerce Meetings held at the Village Office. Noon meetings held the last Thursday of the month. For more info call Brenda Smith @ 749-3023.

Lousana Drop In Centre Carpet Bowling Sundays at 7:00 p.m. Floor Curling Fridays at 7:00 p.m. Contact Goldie Lee at 749-2369 Pine Lake Hub Carpet Bowling - 1st Tuesday of every month afternoon & evening, Mondays for the rest of the month. The Royal Canadian Legion Open Fri. & Sat. at 5:00 p.m. All Welcome. Contact John McLeod at 749-2277 or John Pisko at 749-0002. Ladies Auxiliary to the Legion New members wanted!! Meet 2nd Saturday of the month at 1:30 pm. Call Hazel Bysterveld 749-3796 or Flora Carter 749-2080 Great Bend Ladies Aide Meet 3rd Wednesday of each month. New Members Welcome. Contact Blanche Wells @ 749-2453. Anthony Henday Historical Society Meets the 1st Thurs of every month at the Museum; the public is welcome. Contact Audrey Nicholson 749-2436 ELKS Meeting: Meets 2nd Monday of the month at 8:00 p.m. sharp. Contact Alan Partridge @ 749-2115. ELKS Senior Bus to Red Deer every 2nd and 4th Thursday. Call Bob Manning 749-3792 Elnora Community Bus to Red Deer every 4th Monday. Contact Betty Keshire for more info 773-2374.

Delburne 4-H Beef Club For more information please phone Deb Wells at 749-2651. 4H Coal Trail Riders (Delburne) Contact: Janice at 749-3153.

FCSS Contact Maureen @ 749-3380. Delburne Drop In Centre Crib Mondays at 1:30 p.m. Carpet Bowling Tuesday Evenings Music & Dance 2nd, 4th, 5th Fri. 1-4 p.m. All Welcome. Contact Lars Snethun 749-2056

Delburne Playschool Tuesday's and Thursday's from 9-11:30. Call Tracey Jackson 7493059 for more info.

Karate Classes Tuesdays & Wednesdays at Delburne Community Hall. New members welcome. Contact Jan Temblay 749-2228. Delburne Pottery Club Wednesday mornings at 9:00 am located at the rear of the Curling Rink. Contact Laura Wright 749-2136. Dip & Dab Painting Club Do you enjoy acrylic painting? Members welcome to join our club at no charge. Meet once a week. Call Marlene Buckland 749-2568 if interested. Delburne Light Horse Association Contact Darlene Schlag 749-2506 or 391-2731 2005 Gymkana Dates: Sunday, May 22 @ 11 am Sunday, June 12 @ 11 am Friday, July 1 @ 1:30 pm Sunday, July 24 @ 11 am Saturday, August 20 @ 11 am (wiener roast) Delburne Ag Society Meets every 2nd Wednesday. Contact Curtis Rusaw 749-2153 or Janice Dyck 749-3011. Newcomers to Delburne Please stop by Neighbourhood Place for your Welcome Wagon package. Alberta Association of Landowners for the Protection of Agricultural Land (AALPAL) Local contact is Eileen Murray 403-749-2279 Delburne Pharmacist Services - Alix Drugs provides a full prescription service for customers and Shannon Glover is able to deliver to Delburne and area residents. Call 391-6775. Lab Services every Wednesday morning from 9-12 at the Elnora Health Center. For more information or make an appointment call 7733636.

Junior Forest Wardens Our group is unique and the 4 key areas are: Outdoor skills, Ecology, Forestry & Leadership. For children ages 6-18. Call Deb Jackson @ 749-2429 for more information. Delburne Bottle Depot is set up to take your returnable bottles and donate the money to the Delburne Food Bank. Family School Wellness Worker - Elsie Ramsden Cell number is 304-6842 or Delburne School 749-3838 or Neighborhood Place 749-3380. Healthy Families - Home Visitor Brenda Daly. Her role is to offer support to parents with new babies by providing information on child development and helping parents access resources. Call 403-443-3774. Sunday School You are invited to attend Sunday School at the Great Bend Church of Christ. For more information, call Marilyn at 749-3949 or Glenna at 749-2106. Delburne Playschool Tues and Thurs from 9 - 11:30 am. Phone Tracy 749-3059 or Mary 749-2949. Pine Lake Parents & Tots For parents and their children ages 0-6. Next time Wed. March 9th from 10 am - 11:30 am & Tue. March 22nd from 7:00 pm to 8 pm. Meets at the Pine Lake Hub. Contact Roanne at 886-2414 for more info. Sponsored by Delburne/Elnora Alliances Building Children (ABC). Citizens' Watch to volunteer call Dorothy Dorsey at 749-3817. Curling Ken 886-4811 or Louise 749-3898 _____________________________________

Women’s Institute Meetings the first Tues. of every month. Call Ada 749-2093 for location.

Delburne Neighborhood Place (403) 7493380. Hours: Monday & Tuesday 9 am - 3 pm, Wednesday & Thursday 9 am - Noon

UPCOMING EVENTS

TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Meets every Wednesday at the Library Contact Ada 749-2093 or Debbie 749-3050

PAC - Parent Advisory Council Meetings on first Wednesday of the month. Contact Terry Davidson at 749-2477 for more info.

Healthy Communities Initiative Meeting: Wed, March 9 @ 12:30 at the School. Personal Income Taxes:

Open AA/Al-anon meetings 1st Monday of each month, at Elnora Anglican Church @ 8:30 pm.

Economic Development Group Marilyn McDougall @ 749-3949.

Heywood Holmes is having a special day at their office in Delburne to assist with income taxes. March 11, 2005. To book an appointment call Maureen at 749-3380

Delburne Library Tuesday 1:00 - 4:00; 6:30 – 8:30 pm Thursday 1:00 – 4:00 pm Saturday 10:00 - 1:00 pm Village Council Meetings 2nd and 4th Tuesdays at the Village Office at 7:00 p.m. Meetings are open to the public. Contact Debbie Bobocel 749-3606.

Contact

Education Group Contact Corinne Hansen @ 773-3636 for more info. Delburne Minor Hockey Meeting 1st Thursday of the month Call Peter Lawrence 8864143 or Karla Unger for info 749-2702. Figure skating - Synchronized / CanSkate / Seniors. Contact: Lynne Allison at 749-2588

Delburne/Elnora ABC Fair for children ages 0-6! Friday, March 11, 9:00 am - noon at Elnora Hall. Call Delburne NP at 749-3380 or Elnora NP at 773-3171. Registration for the 2005 Delburne Soccer League will take place on Monday, March 14th @ 7:00 pm. A registration fee of $28.

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Delburne Centralized School Mar. 7 - Great Canadian Book Fair Begins Mar. 8 - Elementary Report Cards Mar. 10 - Parent/Teacher Interviews Mar. 11 - No School Mar. 15 – Senior High Dessert Theatre Mar. 25 - Apr. 3 - Easter Break (no school) Apr. 4,6,7,11,13,14-Gr. 4 Swimming Program Adult Drop-In Volleyball Thursday night at 7:30pm in the small gym. $1.00 drop-in fee. No experience required! Hot Lunch Program Please call Debi at 749-2095 for more information, or if you can help. Harvest Gym Student memberships will be $10 a year. Adult memberships will be $30.

St. Patrick's Day Stew Supper & Silent Auction Thursday, March 17, 5:30 pm - 7:00 pm at Lousana Hall. Sponsored by: Parkland Anglican Parish. Call: Jean 749-2411, Gwen 773-2270, Paddy 227-1635 or Toni 773-3622 Women's Wellness Day April 9, 2005. Anyone offering wellness-related services may book a table by phoning: Sherry Warren 7493633 or 749-2489. Fiddlers Jamboree for Lousana Seniors Drop-In on Saturday, April 9, 2005 at 7:00 pm Admission: $5 adults; $3 Juniors; under 6 Free. Supper Available. Special Guests: Miriam Dreher & Victor Nichols Visions Country Gospel Singers Sunday, April 10 at 2:30 pm at the Delburne Hall. Admission: $15. For more information contact Mary at 749-2039. Sponsored by the Delburne United Church. Beef Supper April 16 from 5 - 7:00 pm at Delburne Hall. Hosted by the Anthony Henday Historical Society. Accordion Concert on April 17, 2005 from 2:00 - 4:00 pm at Delburne Drop-In. Advance Tickets $5; At the Door $7. For information or tickets call: Richard Dyck @ 749-3070 or 396-2193. Cummberland Playful Theatre Showing April 20 - 23, 2005. Tickets available on: Wednesday, April 2, 2005, beginning at 9:00 am. Just $7 each! For more information: Bill Chandler at 749-3636 or 749-3600.

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Elnora Jottings By Pat Buckland Eugene and Mavis Buckland with daughter, Jackie and family, Leanne, Rachel and Michael Teschi along with Goldie Lee, Joe and Liz Lee and family motored to Banff to attend the wedding of Derek Lee, the son of Mervin and Vicky Lee to Karyse Hartfield. The weather was perfect and not much snow in Banff. The cattle were even out rustling! It was a very enjoyable weekend. On Wednesday, February 9th, 12 ladies from Elnora traveled to Innisfail to join approximately 80 other ladies in attending the ‘Fun and Fellowship’ Ladies Group who have their gathering the 2nd Wednesday every month at the Innisfail Legion. First we had coffee and muffins, then the “Fabulous Fashion Show”, arranged by Esther Vermillion (a long time resident of the Elnora area) was of the latest fashions not available in stores. We had a lot of laughs and fun. Following that there were 2 very talented sisters singing duets and 2 very interesting speakers. One spoke about the Women’s Shelter in Red Deer and the other lady spoke on Friendship and Love in all areas of our lives. The speeches left us very inspired to show love to those close to us more. We all went out for lunch after and enjoyed visiting with friends we haven’t seen for quite a while then some of us went over to Esther’s house for a visit, then came home. It was a most enjoyable day. What an interesting and informative two days on February 11th and 12th at the Elnora Community Hall. Walter De Silva of EcD Strategies (pictured above left) on behalf of CED Innovations Inc. presented a Community Planning Workshop for those 2 days. Mr. De Silva designs and delivers Economic Development Processes. The definition and purpose of the workshop was to teach us the process of developing and maintaining suitable economic, social and political environments in which balanced growth may be realized, increasing the wealth of the community. It’s a mouthful, but it make sense if you read it slowly and think about it. We learned about how communities can help themselves to move ahead, instead of stagnating. It’s very important for the sake of keeping our school open and businesses thriving that action be taken and having the community involved in our future planning. The difference between where we are and where we want to be is what we do and action is the key component to all of this. Our delicious meals were provided by the Elnora Chip & Stitch 4-H Club on Friday night and by Gwen Kidd for lunch on Saturday. For those who knew May Pennock, she passed away last week and her funeral was in Lacombe on February 12th. Our condolences to her family. She was the sister of Don and Bob Ross, both of whom passed away some time ago. On February 13th at 1:30 p.m. at the Elnora

Community Hall, the members of the Elnora 4-H Chip & Stitch waited nervously to give their prepared speeches and wondering what topics they would be given to choose from for their impromptu speeches. Twelve youth spoke and did very well. For many of them, it was their first time and the topics varied from animals, to trips, to activities with grandparents, to Genghis Khan. It made for a very interesting afternoon. The Intermediate Winners are Trent Buckland, first and Alex Brabbins second (pictured above). The Junior Winners are Ashley Brown, first; Lynsey Armstrong, 2nd; and tied for third are Rachel Buckland and Jamela Joseph (pictured below). The first two winners in each group qualified to go the Zones which were held on February 20th in the Lousana Hall.

Elnora Happenings March 7 - 12 - Seniors Bonspiel March 11 - ABC Children’s Fair - call April at 773-3171 for more info March 13 - District 4-H Public Speaking at Elnora Hall at 1:30. Call 773-2254 for more info. March 14 - Wills and Estate course March 18 & 19 - Retreat at Circle Square Ranch near Stettler. Call April for more info. March 19 - Grannies Bonspiel March 20 - 90th Birthday party for Edna Buckland at Innisfail Sr. Drop-In Centre. Call 773-2282 for more info. March 23 - Ag Meeting at Elnora Hall April 9 - Zing Into Spring in Delburne. April 16 & 23 - Safety Food Course Elnora Moms & Tots For moms and their children ages 0-6. For more information on upcoming dates, times and location, please contact April Irwin at 773-3171. Sponsored by Delburne/Elnora ABC.

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Mirror Community Sat., Mar. 12 St. Patrick’s Day Tea & Bake Sale at Mirror United Church at 2:00 pm. Everyone welcome. Sun., Mar. 13 Curling ‘Fun Bonspiel’ & Potluck Supper at Mirror Curling Rink at 1:30 pm. $10/person or $25/family, includes 2 Four End Games & Potluck Supper. Curlers and non-curlers welcome. Just come prepared to have fun! Please pre-register by March 8 by calling Jim Wallace 372-2097 or Gale Richardson 788-3835. (Those not wishing to curl are welcome to come watch the fun and enjoy supper for a donation). Sponsored by the Bashaw/Mirror United Churches. Mon., Mar. 14 Friends of the Mirror Library Society meeting at the Library at 7:30 pm. Fri., Mar. 25 Good Friday Service & Brunch at Mirror United Church at 10:30 am. _________________ Jolly Seniors contact is President, Ken Oliver 788-2490. Coffee is on every weekday morning at the Friendly Inn Suppers - 1st. & 3rd. Wednesdays of each month @ 5:30 p.m. at the Friendly Inn. Floor Curling held Thursdays at 1:30 pm at the Community Hall. Pancake Breakfast - 2nd Sunday of the month. 9 - 1:00 p.m. @ the Jolly Seniors. Birthdays celebrated the 2nd Wednesday of each month. ________________ Mirror Alliance Church Sunday School 10 11 am. Morning worship 11 - noon. Mini Youth Group Friday Nights at the Alliance Church at 7:00 pm. Ages 4 to grade 6 welcome. Mirror United Church Sunday services at 9:30 am. Sunday School classes during the regular service. Mirror Seventh - Day Adventist Church (corner of 52 St & 51 Ave, north) Saturday Sabbath times: Sabbath School 9:45 am - 11 am. Church 11:15 - 12:15. Cliff Buelow 788-

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2296. Pastor Morris 782-0253. ________________ Mirror Guiding groups invite all girls ages 5 and up to join our groups for adventure, challenge, friendship and fun. Meetings are Monday after school at the United Church. Membership fee is $65.00. Contact Gale at 7883835 for information and to register. Sparks 5 - 6 years Brownies 7 - 8 years Guides 9 - 11 years Pathfinders 12 - 15 years Rangers 15+ years Chocolate mint cookies are available at $4.00 per box. Cookies are our main fundraiser to support our programs and we would appreciate your support. _________________

MISCELANEOUS

Curb-side Blue Box Recycling Service is available in Alix. Albertan’s Recycle 2001 at 747-2057 or 350-7394 for details. NAILS by SIERRA *Special Opening Rates* Acrylic & Gel Nails. Esthetics. Located right in Clive. Call 784-2003. FOR SALE

FOR SALE: For sale: Buffalo meat - roasts, steaks, sausages, smokies, burgers. Freezer packs $60 - $100. Gov't inspected. MFL Ranch Bison 747-2500. REAL ESTATE FOR RENT

FOR RENT: 1 large 2-bedroom house with vaulted ceiling and 1.5 baths, overlooking beautiful Alix Lake/Nature Trail. Utilities incl. Call 747-3806 (leave message). HELP WANTED

Rec. Society contact is Marlene Neis 7882166. New members welcome. Museum Society contact is Don Wilson 7883836 or Roger Laforce 788-3094. Meetings are the 1st Mon. of the month at 7:30 pm. Mirror & District Skating Rink Committee meets 1st Monday of each month. The committee is looking for adult volunteers to help supervise and maintain the rink. Friends of the Mirror Library Society contact Gale 788-3835 or Heather 788-3044 Library hours:

Tues 9:30 - 12:30 pm Wed 7:00 - 9:00 pm Thurs 1:00 - 5:00 pm

Board members needed. Book Sale ongoing. ________________ Mirror Legion Br. 189 Suppers the last Saturday of the month. Meat Draws Ladies Auxiliary - 1st & 3rd Sat. at 4 pm. Legion - 2nd & 4th Sat. at 4 pm. ________________ Transfer Station Hours Thursday, Friday & Saturday 10 - 6 pm ________________ CARD OF THANKS

Many thanks to everyone who donated used eye glasses to Alix Lions members or the drop off boxes at the Seniors’ Drop In and Medical Clinic. Thanks to you, we turned in 96 pairs of used eye glasses to be recycled for the needy. We also accept used hearing aides which are greatly needed as well. With your support, we will continue “To Serve.” Thanks again to those who collected and donated.

Maintenance Worker Required The Bethany Group is a not-for-profit organization with a mission to enhance the quality of life of people who are older, disabled or vulnerable, serving them as a reflection of God's love and caring. We have the following position available: Maintenance Worker: required on a part-time (.77) basis at the seniors apartments in Bashaw and Ferintosh, to be responsible for a variety of minor maintenance tasks; preventive checks; groundskeeping tasks; and assisting residents. Preference will be given to candidates who hold a Building Operator "B" Certificate. Must have valid driver's license; reliable, appropriate transportation and experience related to the position. Trade related and appliance repair training / skills an asset. Deadline for applications is March 18 or until suitable candidate is found. Please quote competition # Hous 05 05. Please direct applications to Human Resources, The Bethany Group, 4612-53 Street, Camrose, AB T4V 1Y6. Fax 780679-2001; e-mail [email protected]. We sincerely thank all candidates for their applications, however only those selected for interview will be contacted. A current Police Information Check is a pre-employment requirement for The Bethany Group. COMING EVENTS

ALIX MAC BAND SOCIETY Presents "AN EVENING OF ENTERTAINMENT" 2005 Community Talent Night. Wednesday, March 23 at 7:00 pm in the Alix MAC Senior Gym. Master of Ceremonies: Richard and Deborah Popovich, Performers: Just Friends Choir from Stettler, Paul Brooks & his fiddle. We invite you to share your talents! Come and join the entertainment line up by calling Mrs. Joanne Henry at 747-2110 (home) or 747-2778 (school). ADMISSION $3.00 per person, $10.00 per family. All proceeds to toward our school band program. Refreshments, door prizes.

Friday, March 4 2005

MUSINGS By Kevin Burns And So It Goes Michelle and I had the chance to get away for a weekend to the Rocky Mountains. It’s not often that we are able to make our schedules work in this regard but we found a weekend and made it work. There was no plan for the weekend. We were wide open to whatever came our way. On a little drive one afternoon, we spotted a poster for a couple of folk singers who were playing in concert that very evening. It was three hours before show time. I checked out the Box Office for tickets. It turns out someone had turned back two tickets for the sold-out show just moments before. I snapped them up. We had a light supper then headed for the concert. Once seated, the house lights dimmed and the show was on. In a concert theatre setting, the audience remains very quiet looking for and anticipating every nuance in the music. In that regard, we were not disappointed. However, the two young ladies sitting to my right felt it was their right to talk amongst themselves

while the rest of us listened intently. Before too long, the constant chatter to my right had become annoying enough that I simply turned, touched one woman on the arm and said, “Excuse me but we are here to watch and listen to the show.” It became uncomfortably quiet for a few seconds. I heard the gentleman sitting behind the women snicker under his breath. I guess he had had enough as well. “Sorry,” the woman immediately to my right whispered to me. For the most part, the rest of the evening was uneventful. Occasionally though, they would start talking amongst themselves again and all I had to do was shift in my chair to quiet the chatter again. This is the third time it has happened to me recently. Once, the disturbance came from some people seated at the back during a presentation I was giving. It was distracting to me but even more so to those around them who actually wanted to listen. This got me to thinking. We seem to have lost our sense of decorum and respect for others in social situations. Why haven’t we

The Chautauqua learned yet that how we treat others is exactly how we will be treated? If we treat others with contempt we will be doomed to live a life of people not caring what we think. If we constantly interrupt others, then the things we focus on will be interrupted. If we treat others as unimportant we will be hard pressed to find many who regard us as important. It’s a simple concept: you will get what you give. Did I really care that I was interrupting the conversation of the two women to my right? Nope. Seems they didn’t care that they were interrupting me. And so it goes. So the next time you are reprimanded for lack of decorum, think about how others have been treating you. It comes around. Kevin Burns is a professional speaker, author and worldwide columnist who specializes in positive self-leadership through personal effectiveness. He believes that business gets better, relationships get better and life gets better, when we get better. E m a i l : [email protected] or 403-346-4865.

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Because I'm A Man Author Unknown Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire long after hypothermia has set in. The CAA is not an option. I will win. Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't, know where to start." We will then drink beer as a form of holy communion. Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't a problem. Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing. Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much, once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together. Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator) Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The answer is always either sex, cars, or hockey. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask. Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay; I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too. Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't....and if you are feeling amorous afterwards...then I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others. Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now? Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2005, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, cooking, cleaning, vacuuming, and dishes, and I'll do the rest...... like wandering around in the garden wondering what to do.

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It Pays to Advertise A lion met a tiger as they drank beside a pool Said the tiger, “Tell me why you’re always roaring like a fool?” “That’s not foolish,” said the lion with a twinkle in his eye. “They call me King of all the beasts, it pays to advertise!” A rabbit heard them talking and ran home like a streak, He thought he’d try the lion’s plan, but all he did was squeak! A fox came to investigate and had dinner in the woods – The Moral is “Never advertise unless you’ve got the goods!” - Rulon Hillam

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Journey Down The ASK YOUR PHARMACIST! tears, which are Sjogren’s BoomTown Trail By Mirella Giudice rosacea, available without a syndrome), eye injuBy Paul Peters BIG CHANGES FOR BOOMTOWN TRAIL

Dry Eyes Dry eyes are quite common – about 1 in 4 Canadians will complain of this condition when visiting their optometrist. Your tears are made up of a number of things: mucus, water, salt, oil, proteins, growth factors, and bacteria-fighting substances. Tears aid in maintaining proper vision by lubricating your eyes and fighting off infections by flushing away foreign matter (such as dust or smoke). If your tear glands do not produce enough tears or one of the important components is lacking, your vision may be affected. If you have dry eyes, your vision will be blurred, and you will also notice a sensation of stinging, burning, scratching, or having a foreign substance in your eyes. Stringy mucus may be found in or around your eyes. Your eyes will be more easily irritated by smoke or wind, less tolerant of light, and will fatigue more quickly when doing something that requires you to concentrate on a certain task (such as reading or working on the computer). Contact lenses may feel less comfortable. Some people even have increased or reflex tearing. Both eyes are almost always affected. Dry eyes may be caused by many different factors. Aging, menopause, certain medical conditions (such as lupus, rheumatoid arthritis,

ries, eyelid deformities, or chemical burns may be implicated. Medications may also cause dry eyes. These include diuretics (such as hydrochlorothiazide, furosemide), antihist a m i n e s (diphenhydramine, chlorpheniramine), beta blockers ( a t e n o l o l , metoprolol), certain antidepressants (amitriptyline, nortriptyline), isotretinoin, oral contraceptives, and opioids (morphine). Follow these tips to help prevent dry eyes: • Avoid directly exposing your eyes to sources of heat (electric heaters, hair dryers) or forced air (such as fans). • On windy days, protect your eyes by wearing glasses. • Use a humidifier in your home. • Remember to blink often to help spread your tears evenly over your eyes. • A moist washcloth over closed eyelids will help to provide short-term relief. Dry eyes may be treated with artificial

prescription. These products come either as eye drops or eye ointments. Eye drops are the best choice during the day, as they will not affect your vision. You may use them as frequently as needed (from once or twice a day to several times per hour). Eye ointments are retained longer in the eye; however, they may blur your vision and are best used at bedtime. Be sure to use a preservative-free product if you use these products frequently (more than four times per day), as people with dry eyes may be more sensitive to preservatives (such as benzalkonium chloride), and this may make the condition worse. Inserts that slowly release tear supplements are also available. Another option that may be suggested by your physician is to plug the tear dusts so as to conserve the tears in the eye. www.eyesite.ca/engl i s h / p u b l i c i n f o r m a t i o n / e ye conditions/dryeye.htm

The FREECYCLE Network was started to provide an electronic forum to "recycle" items they no longer have a use for rather than throwing them away. One person's trash can truly be another's treasure! The Lacombe County Freecycle is the most recently formed of the ten FREECYCLE groups in Alberta. http://groups.yahoo.com/ group/lacombecountyfreecycle Members do not need to live in Lacombe County. The path to our destination is not always a straight one. We go down the wrong road, we get lost, we turn back. Maybe it doesn't matter which road we embark on. Maybe what matters is that we embark. - Barbara Hall, Northern Exposure

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KOREAN ADVENTURER By Alan E. Johnson Lunar New Year Fun and Games 2005 is the Year of the Rooster, according to the Chinese zodiac, and Korea celebrated it on February 9th. It is the most important holiday of the year, next t o C h u s o k (Thanksgiving). Everyone goes home, which means travelling to the house of the eldest male in the family. I have read that this year has been designated as being "unlucky," and some couples are putting off their weddings for a more auspicious year. The eleven animals that follow the rooster in the zodiac are the dog, pig, mouse, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, goat, and monkey. Why were these particular animals chosen? There are several different theories. One is based on a Buddhist tradition, and is especially interesting. When Buddha was going to leave this world, all the animals visited him to say farewell. As a commemoration of their loyalty, humans chose the first twelve animals to arrive. In another legend, the Creator held an animal race to decide on their position. The diligent ox reached the finish line first, but the mouse was the one to break the tape. It arrived at the finish without its own labour but by hanging onto the ox's tail throughout the race. While the ox was taking it easy, basking in the glory of

victory, the mouse slyly snatched it away. The pig arrived last because of its indulgence of an appetite for food along the way. Old ancestors put special meanings to the years. The Year of the Goat is supposed to be harmonious and peaceful, reflecting the character of the animal. Humans are said to reflect the character of the animal year they are born in. I was born in 1959, which happened to be the Year of the Pig. Pigs are faithful, amiable, scrupulous, charitable, fair, sensitive, peaceful, impartial, and sincere. Their less admirable traits include a tendency to be defenseless, cynical, obstinate, insecure, and gullible. Roosters (born this year) are lively, candid, resourceful, courageous, generous, adventurous, confident, sincere, and talented. Their bad habits are arrogance, nit-picking, suspicion, braggadocio, sermonizing, and a brazen attitude. A person born in the Year of the Horse is energetic and likes to wander about. People born in the Year of the Tiger are courageous, and those born in the Year of the Dragon are likely to succeed, as the legendary animal ascends to heaven. Koreans traditionally gather early in the morning on New Year's Day to hold a memorial service for thei r ancestors, which is followed by taking formal bows to elder members of the family. Dressed in "seolbim," or new outfits, adults and

children then enjoy a hearty breakfast including tteokguk, or rice cake soup. In the old days, there were no Gameboys or Playstations, but people enjoyed various recreational activities together. Some just for fun and some for blessing the rest of the year. Games were part of the seasonal customs and the following are the most typical. "Yut" is a four stick game, originally played to foretell the ups and downs of the year's harvest or victory and defeat in battle. It later evolved to become a recreational game every member of the family could enjoy. Each player throws four sticks, one side round and the other side flat. Four pawns are moved accordingly around a game board, and the goal of the game is to be the quickest around. "Neolttwigi" is the Korean equivalent of the seesaw, mostly enjoyed by girls and women who didn't have much chance to take part in the outdoor activities. All they needed was a long board or plank and a stack of straw or a bag of rice to be placed under the centre of the board. One person had to sit or crouch in the middle to balance the plank while two bounced on each end. One who jumps the highest without falling off the plank wins the game. I remember we played this last year. Another male teacher and I got it going pretty good. Then Kitty (one of the Korean teachers) decided to try it with

The Chautauqua Jeff, the tallest American I have ever seen. One jump on his part, and Kitty was flying through the air. Yikes! Kite flying was popular through the winter, as the winds were strong. Various shapes and colours were used to make kites ("Yeon") that were usually made by pasting thin mulberry paper onto bamboo shafts. But for New Year's Day, specific messages with blessings were written on the kite, which was let go freely. "Jisinbarbgi," also c a l l e d "madangbarbgi" and "maeguigut," was held through the 15th day of the first month of the lunar calendar. Jisin is an evil god that brings misfortune to households, and to keep it

away, bands wearing costumes proceed through the village visiting every house to stomp on the malicious spirit. "Jegichagi" is a game where boys kicked a shuttlecock, made by wrapping a coin with a hole in the middle or a metal thing with paper or cloth, then fastening threads of yarn. The shuttlecock is kicked with one foot, or alternately on both feet and the one who kicks it into the air the most number of times without letting it touch the ground wins the game. There are demonstrations of traditional games all over the peninsula during the season. Taekkyun, a traditional martial art, is demonstrated at the Gyeongbok Palace in Seoul. It is gentler

Page 13 and more fluid than Taekwondo, and it uses bare hands and feet and traces its roots back to the Goguryeo period (100 B.C.). "Namsadangnori" was performed originally by travelling male performers, and is featured at the National Folk Museum. The performance includes spinning plates or bowls on sticks, somersaults, dancing on a tightrope, and a mask play. The National Folk Museum also offers various events, performances, and exhibitions such as a demonstration of the table setting for ancestor memorial services. Korea is a country that is growing rapidly into the 21st century world, but it still knows how to hold on to its traditions.

Health Facts www.dthr.ab.ca/news/ Vacation—travel health Travel to exotic destinations is a real treat, but before you check your luggage, be sure to check your vacation plans with a travel-health nurse. Diseases like Hepatitis A are common in many other countries but can be avoided. A travel-health nurse can help you have a safe trip by reviewing your destination with you, discussing the potential health risks, and suggesting precautions you can take, including immunizations. The consultation fee is $35 per person plus the cost of any immunizations recommended by the nurse. Call Health Link Alberta at: 1-866-408LINK (5465) to find the nearest Travel Health Clinic and book your appointment today. Bon voyage! Mental health walk-in services The DTHR offers single-session walk-in mental health services at the Red Deer and Olds mental health centres. These programs provide quick access without an appointment. Mental health professionals work to determine client needs and focus on immediate solutions. A recent evaluation of these programs revealed a client satisfaction rate of 86 per cent. For more information about mental health services, call Health Link Alberta toll-free 1-866-408-LINK (5465). Influenza pandemic response plan The DTHR is working with municipalities, nearby health regions and Alberta Health and Wellness to update its influenza pandemic response plan. A pandemic is a widespread emergence of a new strain of influenza. Historically, pandemics happen once a generation - the last being the Hong Kong Flu in 1968 - so experts believe another could happen at any time. The plan will ensure the Region is prepared to reduce the impact of a pandemic. The DTHR will continue to run exercises in conjunction with municipalities over the next few months. For information on pandemic influenza, call Health Link Alberta at 1-866-408-5465.

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FAMILY MATTERS

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Healthy Alberta www.healthyalberta.com

Develop Your Personal Negotiation Skills Negotiating skills can help you manage lots of different kinds of life situations, both at work and in your personal relationships. Here are a few examples of where these skills can help you build an even better life for yourself: 1. Many family situations require negotiating with others. Deciding which movie to see, planning how to spend money, choosing a vacation spot, and many other decisions work best when you have these skills. 2. Being a good negotiator enables you to get what you want more often without resorting to becoming aggressive or pushy. Negotiating with others is more effective than simply demanding what you want or just caving in. 3. You will be more successful in the workplace if you know how to negotiate. These skills enable you to stand up for yourself and get what you want more often without harming relationships with bosses and coworkers. 4. Negotiation skills increase your personal effectiveness in any group situation, such as volunteer groups, the PTO, and church or synagogue groups. 5. Knowing how to negotiate lessens the chances that others will take advantage of you. 6. Negotiating a fair solution makes you feel good about yourself and increases others’ respect for you. What Successful Negotiators Do What exactly is negotiation? It is a set of skills that anyone can learn. When researchers have observed the behavior of negotiators, they learned that the most successful negotiators do the following things: 1. They plan ahead. Successful negotiations are rarely spontaneous. Taking the time to analyze the situation and think through your strategy is perhaps the most important element of negotiating success. This is true whether you are negotiating an important contract for your employer or negotiating your vacation plans with your family. Example: Anthony wants to begin running again to get into better physical shape. He became a new father 18 months ago and has had no time to exercise. He anticipates that Belinda, his wife, will resist any discussion of his wanting to take time for himself, since the responsibilities of parenthood are so time-consuming. For a while, he avoids the subject, fearing that it will turn into an argument. Then he starts to feel angry and resentful. He decides to negotiate with Belinda and begins by making a list of his needs and wants, as well as her needs and wants. 2. They are willing to consider a wide range of outcomes and options rather than rigidly insisting on a specific result. Negotiators who are most successful are open-minded and avoid being locked in to one outcome. They are willing to consider many possibilities and combinations of options. Example: Lisa is feeling very stressed by the long commute to her job. She was thinking of resigning until she decided to make a list of other options. She came up with several alternatives: working from home two days a week, working part-time rather than full-time, working flexible hours to avoid rush hour traffic, and working from home every fourth week. 3. They look for common ground rather than areas of conflict. Pointing out areas where you and the other person are already in agreement conveys an attitude of cooperation and lessens any feeling of opposition. Example: Sandy wants her next car to be a Volvo because of their reputation for safety. George wants a sports car. She says, “Let’s talk about what we agree on. First, we both agree that the car has to have a strong safety record. Second, we want to buy a new car, not a used one like last time. And third, we’ve set our price range as $40,000 or less.” 4. They discuss the key issues in order of priority. Have a clear idea of what the two or three key issues are and which is the most im-

Diabetes and Physical Activity Even those of us with type 2 diabetes can benefit from regular exercise. The condition does not need to stop us from participating, and the benefits to our bodies' heart, lungs, muscles, and regulatory systems will be well worth the effort. Remember though, that how blood glucose responds to exercise will vary among individuals. By consulting your doctor and monitoring your blood glucose levels as you experience different activities, you will be able to find an active lifestyle that is right for you. Source: Canadian Diabetes Association portant. Start with the most important issues and proceed to those that matter less. If you can reach agreement on the most important things, the lesser issues will most likely be easier to resolve. Example: Carol wants her next family vacation to be something really special—either a Caribbean cruise or a trip to San Francisco. She and her family have visited relatives or stayed at home for the past few years. She wants the family to have an experience they will always remember before Todd, their adolescent son, grow ups and moves away. She sees the key issues as follows: (1) There are only three years left before Todd leaves. He is not likely to join us for a vacation after he finishes school; (2) It is important to have an exceptional vacation at least once in your life; (3) If we plan ahead and save the money, we will be able to afford the cost of such a trip. 5. Skillful negotiators avoid behavior that the other person is likely to consider annoying. This includes any of the following kinds of behavior: having an aggressive or intimidating manner, using sarcasm, using negative body language, or talking loudly. Not only do skilled negotiators avoid such behavior, they work hard at conveying an attitude of cooperation, reasonableness, openness, and friendliness. Example: Jed is negotiating the details of his new job with his new employer in the Chicago area. When Jed moves from Memphis to Chicago to begin work, he wants Sarah, his new boss, to give him three paid days off to get settled in his new apartment. Sarah is resisting the idea. Jed says, “I thought you would be more understanding about what it takes to get settled. A reasonable person would see that this is a small request.” This sarcastic remark is likely to create some doubts in Sarah’s mind rather than convince her to give Jed what he wants. 6. Good negotiators avoid participating in a defend/attack spiral. You know what this sounds like: A attacks B B defends herself and attacks A A defends herself and attacks B B defends herself and attacks A We’ve all experienced being caught in one of these spirals and know how nonproductive they are. Rather than perpetuating such a process, the successful negotiator puts a stop to it by choosing not to say anything that would be perceived as aggressive or defensive. Example A Jim: “I can’t believe you are being so rigid.” Anne: “Rigid! You should talk! You are completely bull-headed.” Jim: “Right! You should try listening to yourself. You are impossible.” Example B Jim: “I can’t believe you are being so rigid.” Anne: “You’re not happy with what I’ve asked for.” Jim: “You’re damn right! You have to consider what I want.” Anne: “Tell me more about it, then. I’ll be happy to listen.” In example A, Jim and Anne dig themselves in deeper with each statement. In example B, Anne blocks the defend/attack spiral and makes it possible for communication to resume. With practice, you can learn to use these simple skills to get more of what you want in life—without coming across like a bully. In fact, these skills help you reach agreements that are more likely to satisfy both parties while maintaining a positive relationship. Try them in your work life or at home—they work equally well in either setting. Carla Heintz is a Family School Liaison & Wellness Worker with Wolf Creek School Division. To learn more about this service, call (403) 747-2778.

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HOW TO STAY YOUNG Source Unknown

Front – l to r) Braden Sawyer, Kasie Buckland, Shaylyn Weisenburger, Linsey Douglas and Rayel Douglas. (Back – l to r) Calvin Douglas and Jessie Buckland

4-H Coal Trail Riders by Club Reporter Clayton McWhan Our Public Speaking was held Feb. 11/05 at Cumberland Hall. Everyone did a great job and we all had a lot of fun. Our Judges were Carmen Andrew, Betty Brewster, Debbie Bobocel, Karyn Deuchar, Lois Watson and Deb Ellis. Our club would like to thank the judges for taking the time to judge and for their helpful suggestions. Winners: Senior: Calvin Douglas – First Intermediate: Lindsey Douglas – First Jessie Buckland – Second Rayel Douglas – Third Junior: Braden Sawyer – First Kasie Buckland – Second Shaylyn Weisenburger – Third Congratulations to our club winners. We hosted Zones on Sunday, Feb. 20/05 at the Lousana Hall. Our club meeting was held on Monday, Feb 14/05. Our annual trail ride will be August 5-9 at the Yaha Tinda. Our Club Show will be held Saturday, May 21/05 at 10:00 a.m. at the Delburne arena. This is where the members compete in 9 different events. Everyone is encouraged to come out and support your family or friends. It’s a Great Day. It is also time to thank our trainers Ray Herbert and Jeanette Weisenburger for their patience and for making it so much fun. We have learnt a lot this year and hope to show it off at our Club Show. Next meeting is Monday, Mar.14/05

(L-R) Jackie Stauffer, Suev Friesen, Sandy Ubels, Penny Johnson, Sandy Toepfer, Alisa, Dona Flath, Trish Verveda. On ice: Pam Kullman, Shari Beier, Mel McDermand. Missing: Callie Sauer, Lylla Ironside, Lisa Geisbrecht

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her. 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the devil's workshop," And the devil's name is Alzheimer's. 4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. 6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is God. Be ALIVE while you are alive. 7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. 8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. 9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is. 10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

Alix Women’s Hockey Team Won at the Big Valley Tournament Submitted by Pam Kullman The Alix Ladies Hockey Team has had a great season so far!! They competed in a tournament in Big Valley on Feb. 19 & 20 against other women's' teams from Forestburg, Spruce View, Drumheller, Big Valley, and Castor. Fun was had by all, of course! Alix won against Big Valley and Spruceview on Saturday. Congratulations to Jackie Stauffer and Trish Verveda who were both awarded MVP for giving their all to the team. It was a tough decision because absolutely everyone was outstanding in their efforts and the team's performance was fantastic. Sunday proved to be tougher with a hard won game against Drumheller ladies who were not there to lose (they thought). The A final was the toughest challenge with Drumheller giving it their all. Due to tremendous perseverance from all our Alix ladies, they skipped away with the A trophy in a very close game. Some say the donation of brand new jerseys and socks from the Alix Drug Store was what made the difference. The Alix Ladies are very appreciative of the jerseys and the boost it has given to the whole team. Alix ladies play Sat. March 5 in Alix at 7:30 against Red Deer and March 11 in Clive at 7:30. Hope to see you there to cheer on your local heroines!!!!! Photo courtesy of Clarence Verveda

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Alix MAC School Happenings Submitted by Allan Macdonald Alix-MAC has a successful first wrestling season The Alix-MAC wrestling team, coached by Allan Macdonald, came to a culmination on the February long weekend with two high school wrestlers attending the ASAA Rural Provincial Wrestling Championships in Grande Prairie (below). The team had a very successful inaugural season. The wrestling team consisted of 3 junior high wrestlers and 2 high school wrestlers. The team participated in 3 tournaments this season. The results were as follows: Nate Lynch – Junior High – silver medal at one tournament Josh Wales – Junior High – 4th place at one tournament Murray Knight –Junior High – 4th place at one tournament Brock Phillips – Senior High - 1st place at one tournament and 7th place at Rural Provincials Jeff Larkin – Senior High - 2nd place at one tournament and 4th place at Rural Provincials

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Are You Fiscally Fit? By Dawne Adkins, Director of Marketing, Community Capital Shop Smart Shopping – some of us love it, some of us hate it, but almost all of us have to do it to some degree. Often the first and most obvious thing we look at when shopping for an item, large or small, is the price. While this is an important aspect, what other things can we consider before opening our wallets? It’s valuable to consider what features you need (particularly on larger items) and whether you’re paying for things you’ll never use. Look at the time it will take you to get to the store, the return policy and the quantity of the product you’re buying (do you really need a case even though it’s cheaper?) Does the store offer incentives, coupons or rebates? Do you have a perception that items from certain stores are better quality than if that same item was purchased from a different store? Remind yourself that your time is valuable too! There are times when, even though something is more expensive, if you’re there and you need it you get it regardless of the price but feel hesitant or guilty about your decision. You likely would have spent more in time and gas than you would have in the price difference. Shopping smart takes some practice and education but it’s important in the long term if you want to save yourself some money. Remember, the places you’re spending your money are educating themselves on the best marketing techniques to convince you to spend at their establishments. You have the choice how and where to spend! One thing those of us die-hard shoppers tend to forget is that it’s not a deal if you never intended on buying it in the first place! I often say I never need it until I see it in a flyer then suddenly I can’t live without it. Obviously, if I stopped looking at the flyers I would save myself some money too! Community Capital is a non-profit organization based in Central Alberta that is committed to helping people make better financial decisions. Call 403-340-1323 or visit www.communitycapital.ca for more information.

Rugby Season Started February 23 The Alix-MAC rugby team is looking to better their 5th place finish in the Central Alberta Rugby League last season, by undertaking rigorous fitness training starting February 23. The Boy’s team will consist roughly of 20 – 22 players ranging from Grade 9 – 12. Coach Allan Macdonald is enthusiastic about the team’s chances at improving their standings this year with the team having one season under its belt. Their has also been interest for a Girls squad this season. The first Boy’s game will be scheduled for the last week in April and the season will run until the second week in June. The team will have home games at the Alix Pitch and the Mustangs encourage all fans to come out and continue their valuable support.

Making Money Author Unknown A city slicker named Joe moved to the country and wanted to start a small farm. He bought a donkey from an old rancher named Bill for $100.But when Bill drove up to Joe's house, he said, "I have bad news. The donkey died." "Okay then," said Joe. "Give me my money back." "Can't do that," said Bill. "I've already spent it." "Okay then," said Joe. "Just unload the donkey." "What are you going to do with it?" asked Bill. "I'm going to raffle it off," said Joe. "You can't raffle a dead donkey!" said Bill. "Sure I can," said Joe. "I just won't say that he's dead." A month later, Bill saw Joe outside the post office. He walked up and asked, "Did you raffle off that donkey?" "Sure did," said Joe. "I sold five hundred tickets at $2 apiece and made a profit of $898." "Didn't anyone complain?" asked Bill. "Only the guy who won," said Joe. "So I gave him his $2 back.

On Valentine's Day, we had the Half Pints basketball team in to play a game of basketball and to parlay their message of teasing and bullying to all our students from Grades 1-12. Everyone had a great time and learned much from them. The Half Pints were comprised of dwarves and had a very meaningful message to give to our kids. The Half Pints were Porky, Pee Wee and Alex and were good players as well as good speakers and ambassadors of fair play and treating others with respect and understanding. Miss Brown (above), showing her stuff against the Photo & write-up courtesy of Alix MAC School Half Pint player.

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VILLAGE OF ALIX COUNCIL MINUTES Minutes of the Regular Meeting of the Village of Alix Council, held on Tuesday, February 1, 2005 at 7:30 P.M. in the Village of Alix Council Chambers. Present:

Mayor Kortzman, Councillors Lapish, Lynch Yarwood and Sheppard.

Also Present:

Terry McMullon, Municipal Administrator.

Call to Order:

Mayor Kortzman called the meeting to order at 7:30 P.M..

Amendments to Agenda:

Mayor Kortzman called for amendments to the agenda.

Resolution #039/05

Moved by Councillor Lapish that a plaque and picture recognizing Lt. Governor Hole be purchased and donated to the Alix Public Library. CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY. e) Parkland Regional Library

Approval of Agenda: Resolution #027/05:

Council recognized that the budget for the Parkland Regional Library had been previously approved.

Moved by Councillor Lynch that the Village of Alix Council accept the agenda with the following amendment: New Business: Add:

New Business:

i) “Water Quality Testing” j) Communities in Bloom k) Water main break

a) Presentation of Certificates Tabled to a future date. b) Appointment of a Municipal Director of Disaster Services

CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY. Delegation:

Council has directed the Municipal Administrator to try and identify an individual who may be willing to assume this role. Also to discuss with the County of Lacombe the idea of a Regional Director of Disaster Services. In the interim, the Municipal Administrator will continue to fill the role.

a) Alix Arena Association Administration will look into AUMA requirements for insurance in regards to the 2005 Bull-A-Rama.

c) Central Region: Director of Disaster Services Workshop b) Show and Shine Resolution # 040/05 This Delegation will attend the February 15, 2005 Council meeting. Financial: Resolution #028/05:

Resolution #029/05:

a) Accounts Payable - January 18, 2005 Moved by Councillor Lynch that cheque number 872 be removed from general approval. CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY.

d) 2005 LGAA Annual Conference Resolution #041/05:

Moved by Councillor Lynch that the Accounts Payable (excluding cheque 872) as of January 27, 2005, in the amount of $42,981.92 be approved for payment. CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY.

Moved by Councillor Yarwood that Municipal Administrator Terry McMullon attend the two day 2005 LGAA Annual Conference to be held in Red Deer March 17-18, 2005 in Red Deer, Alberta. CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY. e) Parkland Regional Library System Survey Councillors participated in the completion of the Parkland Regional Library Survey.

Councillor Lynch left the meeting at 8:40 P.M. Resolution #030/05:

Moved by Councillor Sheppard that the Municipal Administrator attend the Central Region Director of Disaster Services Workshop in Red Deer on February 23, 2005. CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY.

Moved by Councillor Yarwood that the Accounts Payable for January 18, 2005, cheque number 872 in the amount of $38,193.75 be approved for payment. CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY.

f) Opportunity to Purchase (by bid) a Railway Caboose from the Community of Carbon. Resolution #042/05:

Councillor Lynch returned to the meeting at 8:43 P.M. Minutes:

Moved by Councillor Lynch that the Village of Alix put in a conditional bid of $1,500 for the caboose. Costs and means of moving the caboose to Alix must be determined. Total cost is not to exceed $3,000.00.

Regular Meeting - January 18, 2005

Resolution #031/05:

Moved by Councillor Lapish that the minutes of the regular meeting of the Village of Alix Council, held on Tuesday, January 18, 2005 be accepted with the following amendment:

Resolution #021/05:

amend the words “moved by Councillor Yarwood” and replace with “moved by Councillor Lynch”. CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY.

For: Against:

Mayor Kortzman, Councillors Yarwood, Lynch and Lapish. Councillor Sheppard. MOTION CARRIED. g) Tourism Red Deer - Visitors Guide

Resolution #/043/05:

Moved by Mayor Kortzman that this item be tabled until Council receives more information from Tourism Red Deer. CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY.

Municipal Administrator’s Report: h) Write Offs Resolution #032/05

Moved by Councillor Lynch that the Lakeview Subdivision lots be re-listed with Imperial Land Services. Imperial Land Services is to ensure that the properties are listed on the MLS listing service and that additional signage is utilized. CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY.

Resolution #044/05:

Moved by Councillor Yarwood that the Village of Alix accept and write off the Utility Bills as presented to Council by Administration . CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY. i) Water Quality Testing

Council discussed section 405 of By-Law 279/98 in regards to the removal of snow and ice. Council directed the Municipal Administrator with input from the works crew, to investigate alternatives in regards to the clearing of ice and snow from sidewalks.

Concern was expressed over the timing of the distribution of “water testing kits” in Alix by an independent business. j) Communities in Bloom

Resolution #033/05:

Moved by Councillor Yarwood that the Village of Alix Council accept the Municipal Administrator’s Report as presented. CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY.

Business Arising from the Minutes:

None

Unfinished Business:

a) Resolutions 560/04 and 009/05

Resolution #034/05:

Resolution #035/05:

Moved by Councillor Lapish that Motions 506/04 and 009/05 be rescinded. The Municipal Administrator is to draft a revised motion for Council approval at the next regular meeting of Council CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY.

Moved Councillor Lapish that Mayor Kortzman and two other individuals from the Communities in Bloom Committee attend the Communities in Bloom Workshop to be held in Millet on February 26, 2005. CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY. k) Water Main Break A brief verbal report was given to Council in regards to the water main break and the status of the Boil Water Advisory. Committee Reports:

a) Personnel Committee

Moved by Councillor Lynch that the Village of Alix Council recess for 10 minutes at 9:35 P.M. CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY.

Tabled as a written presentation was not available.

Mayor Kortzman called the meeting back to order at 9:45 P.M.

Administration will investigate By-Laws and regulations in regards to unsightly properties and living in buildings used as a businesses.

b) Economic Development Committee

b) Water Diversion License Application Resolution #045/05 Resolution #036/05:

Moved by Councillor Lynch that this item be tabled until Council receives and has had a chance to review more information from Alberta Environment.

Moved by Councillor Lynch that a letter be sent to the Economic Development Committee that Council has not received the letter from the “ Opportunity, Attraction & Investment Committee as referenced to in their minutes of December 9, 2004. CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY.

c) Name Tags c) Arena Committee Resolution #037/05:

Moved by Councillor Lynch that we order magnetic tags as per the proposal from Town Centre Trophy & Gifts CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY.

Submitted to Council by Councillor Sheppard d) Lacombe Foundation

d) Memorial/Donation Award: Late Lt. Governor Lois Hole. Submitted to Council by Councillor Yarwood.. Councillor Yarwood has

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also made available to Council a copy of “The Lacombe Foundation Business Plan: 2005 - 2007. e) Alix Fire Department f) Alix MAC School Council Correspondence:

a) Minister of Municipal Affaires re: EM Training Grants b) Alberta Solicitor General re: Enforcement Authority Highway 12 through Alix c) Snell and Oslund Surveys

Resolution #046/05:

Moved by Councillor Sheppard that the Village of Alix Council accept Correspondence items (a) through (c) for information. CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY.

Adjournment: Resolution #047/05:

Moved by Councillor Yarwood that this regular meeting of the Village of Alix Council be adjourned. Time, approximately 11:45 P.M.. CARRIED UNANIMOUSLY.

Friday, March 4, 2005

WHOLE HEALTH THROUGH BODY, MIND AND SPIRIT Could It Be Magic? Abra-ca-dabra, ala-ka-zam… Turn my bologna into a big juicy ham!!! Yup, that sounds like magic, but alas, I don’t expect my bologna to instantly transform into a ham. However, we all love the Harry Potter stories, Lord of the Rings, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Charmed. So really, what is magic? Is it real? Can it guide you or I through a difficult challenge? Can it help us get that new car or house we have been longing for? Can it make our true love appear, or cause our enemy to stub their toe? Perhaps magic has been played up far too much in fantasy novels, and the tales of witches and wizards, for it to be considered believable. Perhaps it is a word that is misunderstood, and is really just the mind influencing the body. Simply because, natural magic is the basis of a happy life. One of the most common techniques nowadays for people to better their lives is visualization. Meditation and visualization has helped athletes break records; businessmen build bigger and better companies, and scientists make new discoveries. If you really give it some thought, visualizing something that does not yet exist with the intent of bringing it into your life is magic. It is the ability to concentrate, and then put forth the physical effort required to draw towards what you want, and having it manifest. Can magic be used to heal? Is Reiki considered a form of magic? It is my suggestion that in the old days when magic was feared so strongly due to superstition and poor teachings, those we now recognize as energy workers, light workers, or holistic healers would have been fearfully referred to as witches or shamans, or magi. The use of healing energy is thousands of years old. Is magic then, just a word that can describe the harnessing of the natural energy around us to create lives we wish to have? I, personally admire the dancers, athletes and artists who have visions and then act on them. I love to hear about others, who are creating their successful reality out of the most challenging odds. Such is the inspiration in stories of triumph over adversity, that there are lively TV programs being dedicated to the idea that we can create whatever we wish for. We just have to have the passion and the deep desire to manifest our dreams into our reality. We were all children once, and like the children of today we were charmed and intrigued by fairy tales that speak of magical places, events and people. Who doesn’t want to believe that we all have a little magic in us? Although, natural magic really won’t turn my bologna into ham, using our imaginations can bring forth the most magical of thoughts, feelings and events. Good thoughts, happy feelings, and lives that sparkle with the glittery stardust of wonder. As I settle in to enjoy my bologna, I wish you all a very magical day… Until next time …. Namaste from Sharyn “How many miles to Babylon?” “Three score and ten,” “Can I get there by candlelight?” “Aye, and back again.” -- nursery rhyme – anonymous SHARYN LEMASURIER RMT CHT, is a Registered Health Practitioner, and Metaphysical Teacher certified in Massage Therapy, Reiki, Reflexology, Talk Therapy, Regression and Deep Relaxation Therapy. She is also a Western Intuitive Feng Shui Consultant. THE STUDIO HOLISTIC HEALTH CENTRE, serves Red Deer and area. Licensed and registered with AMTWP, medical insurance claims are welcome for massage therapy and reflexology. Located on Gasoline Alley (South Hill) next to Uncle Ben’s RV Sales. All sessions are BY APPOINTMENT ONLY. Please call 403-3436679. www.thestudiohhc.com

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Shift Happens! What Strikes You as Funny? Have you ever had one of those crazy conversations that end up in hilarious laughter, but when you go to tell someone who wasn’t there about it, you can’t seem to find the funny in it at all? Well here’s just another example of ‘I guess you had to be there’ stories. I was recently visiting with both of my sisters. I’m the dreaded middle child. Not the baby, not the steady eddie. But the “shift disturber” of the family. Medium at most things. We gals were sitting at my youngest sister Sue’s house and enjoying some stories and a great glass of red wine. Your basic Ya Ya Sisterhood kind of stuff. My older sister Diane showed me an article on a belly dancer that she had found to be interesting. So I read this article wanting to show some interest, but I think of belly dancing as the next best thing to stripping, without having to expose any parts you’d really rather keep away from the world, but you still have money dangling around your waist. Mind you, you the performer, have put it there and it really is only pennies. (Note to self – how does a new millennium stripper hold those loonies and townies in her g-string?). Anyways, this article went on to talk about the queen of belly dancing being this woman who calls herself Dolphina. Which brings me to the point of the title of this article. Who names their daughter Dolphina? So I asked that question to my older sister Diane who quickly tells me she (the belly dancer) changed her name to Dolphina, because she really likes Dolphins. Which gets my mind to thinking. Hey what do I really like? So I ask my sisters what they really like? So Diane thinks and says she really likes Bruchetta. So now her new name is Bruchettina and Sue really likes eating chips and stuff at night, so her new name is Chippitina and I really like putting cream on my feet (don’t ask). So my new name is Creamatina…. Are you seeing where I’m going with this? No? Don’t worry I don’t know where I’m going with this either. It just struck me funny. And of course the laughter we enjoyed was awesome. Still makes me laugh. So, at what point in ones life do you decide, hey I’m changing my name. Changing my last name when I got married was a tough decision. I didn’t get married till I was 32 years old, so I really felt comfortable with my first last name. It’s a total identity thing. I thought I was attached to my maiden name, but I am more attached to my married name now. Identity is a funny and fascinating thing. How we define ourselves and see ourselves, real or not creates our identity. My guess is, if you asked your family, friends, colleagues, kids and partners how they see you, might be different than how you see and identify you. What I do know is how we see ourselves changes as we age, experience life and grow. Most of us wake up one day between the ages of 35 and 45 and come to realize “this is what you have to work with!” And that’s it. We can’t trade this body in, all we can do is renovate. So then we tend to spend the next 15 years renovating, and finally settle into ourselves, once and for all around 65ish. Here are a few questions to get you pondering: • When you look in the mirror, do you like who and what you see? • How much energy in a day, do you spend wondering or worrying about your looks? • Do you tend to put up a bit of a façade when you are out in the world? Or do we see the real you? • If you had to describe yourself with two different colors, one an inner color and one an outer color. What would they be and why? • How would your friends, family and colleagues describe you? • Do you like the person you are evolving into? • As always, just continue to notice what you notice. We. are expected to build an individual identity for ourselves by virtue of how we live and the way we present ourselves to others. Manners, accent, clothes, hair, job, home, even personality: All are now seen as objects of individual control that express something important about who we are. But building a successful identity cannot be done in isolation. It depends on the recognition of others and acceptance of what is being said and seen by you. One thing is for sure, we continuously evolve throughout our lives and have the opportunity to re-invent ourselves whenever the urge comes over us. Here’s to being and seeing your true self. To book Linda call 1-888-868-9601 or visit www.lindaedgecombe.com

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MARCH 2005 SUN.

MON.

Medical Clinic Monday & Wednesdays 9:30 - noon

Seniors’ Drop In

Appointments: 747-2130

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Mon. - Sat. 1:30 - 4:30 pm

7

Pancake Breakfast Alix Drop In

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TUES.

1

Tara Barclay Kevin Kullman Jack Lymbery

Floor Curling 7:30 pm

Council Meeting

8

Blue Box pickup

14 Blue Box pickup

WED.

2

3 Marg Reynolds

Earl & Bonnie Docherty

Time for Tots 10 am @ E-Free

9 Time for Tots 10 am @ E-Free

Floor Curling 7:30 pm ACH

Drop-In Birthday 2:30

Pictures @ United Church. Call Jean McDermand 747-2347 if you want a family portrait taken

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Figure Skating Carnival 2:00 pm @ Arena

ALIX MIXED OPEN Mar. 21 - 26

Blue Box pickup

22 Bud Bargholz Floor Curling 7:30 pm ACH

28 Ken Sutley Brandy Reed

EASTER! Rick Beamish

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17 St. Patrick’s Day

Time for Tots 10 am

Ramona Gartner Yoga @ the Library 5:15 - 6:15 pm

23 Murray Menage Time for Tots 10 am @ E-Free

Chamber of Commerce noon @ United Church

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WI meets @1:30

Yoga @ the Library 5:15 - 6:15 pm

Sarah Duffy

Council Meeting

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Susan Russell Bill Walsh Lynda Marshall Yoga @ the Library 5:15 - 6:15 pm

Lions Club (Dinner Mtg)

Floor Curling 7:30 pm

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Ryan Lyle

10

Ed Love Diane Wilton

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THURS.

30

Deanne Lyle

Blue Box pickup Alix Ag. Society

CROSSWORD PUZZLE

Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. - Frank Tyger

24 Yoga @ the Library 5:15 - 6:15 pm Lions Club

31 Linda Garrett Doug & Dixie Simpson

FRI.

4

SAT.

5

PAPER DAY!

11 Tom Reynolds Chance Taylor

Paper Deadline

18 Stephen Nielsen Jack Nielsen

PAPER DAY!

25 Good Friday!

Initiation Hockey 10 am

12 Initiation Hockey 8 am

When In Saskatchewan @ 6:30 @ Library

19 Delana Russell Initiation Hockey 10 am (boys vs moms)

Easter Market 9 - 2:00 pm

26 Juanita Hougestol

Paper Deadline ALIX BOTTLE DEPOT Mon., Tues., Wed. 11:00 to 5:00 p.m., Sat. 11 - 4:30 p.m. 747-2794

Waste Transfer Station Hours Thurs., Fri., & Sat. 10:00 - 6:00