Finally Revealed: The Easy, All-Natural Way To Increase Your Penis Size (Without Pills, Surgery or Pumps)…TONIGHT! This here's a topic you might call a “Little sensitive” I'm talking about size, and not the size of your heart, neither... It can be made of gold, but you'll never get to share it with most women if you're not packing the right kind of tool.

Not for long, anyways She can tell you it “don't matter none” and pat you on the back But that little old’ thing is as bad for your sex life as a sign hanging from your head that says…

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“Pass Me By, Nothing Special Here.” Sorry to have to be the one to put it out there like that, but hey, it's just us talking here... And I got no reason to pull your leg, and every reason to help you out. I'm going to be real honest with you, friend... I don't know about you... But this pipsqueak penis thing has been with me since I was a youngin’... Spending all my gym periods hiding in the library. There was NO WAY in creation I was going to give the other kids something to laugh about. The gym teacher got to thinking I was crippled or something... In my senior year though, it happened anyway I was surprised one day when they handed out the same exact outfit to EVERY kid in the school... Well, to be exact, one for the boys, and one for the girls... They sent us all to the locker rooms to change for that damn “school picture...” Friend, I am not going to lie. I was a mess! I must have given myself away, I was so nervous... I mean, everybody's got something they're ashamed of right? Then that little jerk Bobby Miller fulfilled my deepest fear just as I was changing...

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“Earl The Girl.” Yeah, he said it, and yeah, it stuck And because I grew up, went to school, and even live to this day in the same small town. I had to put up with that nickname for almost my whole life. The “almost” part is why I’m here talking to you today... In just a minute, I’ve got one heck of a secret to share with you... So that you’ll never feel “small” again, the way I used to. It was a big problem for my love life, if you can call it that... The first gal I thought would say yes to marrying me, I walked down the aisle with her... I don’t like talking bad about people, so I won't say too much about my ex... Or how she ran off with that creep who owns the Ford dealership in the next town over, and left me high and dry... I’ll just say, I paid my dues to be here talking to you. The “smallness” that stuck with me all those years hurt. I ain't afraid to say it... But before I run you off telling you about all my former problems I DO want to tell you it all has a happy ending, and the beginning of it goes like this. Oh Hell, I respect your time, so I’ll give you a teeny peek at the ENDING first I Met Me A Girl So Far Out of My League, It Ain't Even Funny...

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…And Now I’m Swinging A Stick Big Enough, Ain't NOBODY Gonna Poke Fun At Me!

(The Best Part Is, The Big Stick Part Is 100% Brain Dead Easy To Do For ANY Guy!) Yeah, that includes you too, friend... And just so you know We’re going to do all this without crazy devices or expensive pills And we SURE ain’t going to have the doc slicing and dicing down where the sun don't shine... Just simple tips and common sense things you can do that’ll have her bragging to her friends about what a “Big Man” you are. So there Ok, now that we got that settled, let me tell you how I came to be in a position to add some “real estate” to your, uh

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Well, let's just say “Manhood”... It was a fine spring day just outside Little Rock where I live. Now don't get to snickering, it really was a fine day and it really was spring March the 4th, actually. I remember because my check from the feed store where I work was due on the first And it was 3 days late. Anyhow, I was out doing some shopping at the supermarket down on Center street. My ex-wife was long gone and I was getting settled into a routine, doing my own shopping, and such. You might have guessed, I'm not much for keeping up the house, doing the food shopping, and such... But damn I'm glad I was at that particular Piggly Wiggly store on that particular day... Here's what happened... I was walking out the door with my bags of food, and thinking about heading to the country western place that evening, to try to see about meeting a gal My lonely old 48 year old self was getting pretty desperate for some female companionship, is how I felt... Well, before I could even get outside, this little gal, all of 23, with her red hair pulled up in a high ponytail Crosses right smack in front of me and trips on the little metal strip thing by the door... That ain't the really interesting part though She was taking every cent of the small change from the registers back to the office and it went EVERYWHERE.

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And I DO mean everywhere… Inside people's shoes (Including mine)... One enterprising quarter even rolled halfway down the bread aisle heading on to the big Oreo display! Then the laughing started… Poor Arlene, splayed out there...and somehow in the fall Her work skirt had flapped over her panties so she was out there in front of god and everybody. But without even thinking, I took off my work jacket and half laid, half threw it over her. When she looked up at me, I could tell she was already crying But those eyes looked right at me and there was just something there That's the only way I know how to say it Something was THERE. Now, me with my spare tire, and being 48...looking at a gorgeous gal of 23 who must have weighed 94 pounds soaking wet... That’d usually add up her saying a polite “thank you sir” and going on her way. But my lucky stars weren't having it that day. No siree. I took her by the hand and helped her up, with her eyes on me the whole time…

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Then I set out to help her collect every cent of that money she dropped. Well, the readout from the registers said we were a single quarter short, and personally… I think that went into the pocket of the guy buying the bottle of two-buck chuck... Just can't trust someone who drinks rot gut on a weekday, is what I say…

So I took a quarter out of my own pocket, and when it was all over, every cent of the $473.16 she’d been carrying was present and accounted for.

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She’d also skinned her knee a bit with the fall and all, so the boss gave her the rest of the day off to get it looked at, and what she said next damn near made ME fall down. “Want to come home with me and help with this”? Uh, let me think about that a spell... YES! Now before you dogs get to thinking it was something you'd see in a porn movie right there that first day. Hold your horses, it wasn't like that. We talked, and turns out she sort of had one asshole guy after another... Didn't know how to treat her right and she was already thinking about finding her an older guy anyway… And I was in the right place, at the right time I guess. Friends, it don't hardly get better than this! A good gal, hotter than hot, and used to a string of bad guys. All I had to do was be a decent fella and I looked like a superhero. Which trust me, I'm not. I kept putting off going to bed with her actually... Truth is, I was scared to death she was going to quit me over “tiny” down there As if meeting her wasn't miracle enough, she took my reluctance as being a “real gentleman.”

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Got to love a wrongheaded compliment coming from the heart, though... A few weeks went by, and yeah, it DID wind up coming to that. Getting together in the bedroom, I mean, lights out, of course... And man, I got to say, I had forgot what it felt like to lay that close to a flat out angel! I mean, WOW! Yeah, I’ll admit, I had those same old demons whispering in my ear, I ain’t going to lie. “She’s just being nice you’re not man enough for her...” ”Yeah, look at her smiling, it’s all she can do to not laugh at that little thing” “Was that orgasm real, or was she faking it just to be nice to the old guy?” I’ll just leave it at that... I was holding it together though, and not letting it get in the way of the relationship too much... Until the “Phone Incident”... One day, my phone went on the fritz and I needed to make a call into work about my hours... Arlene called out from the shower to just go ahead and use hers. Now, I don't want to seem like a dummy, but these newfangled smart phones just ain't my cup a tea. I like my plain old ‘dummy phone” but, hey, that's a whole different story… I picked up the gizmo, and as I was trying to find the actual phone part of it.

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I saw it. DECADES of insecurity came rushing back at me... It was a picture of her last ex, some 26 year old car mechanic from the other side of town. Put 2 bruises on her one night a few years back after a half a bottle of Jack... Yeah, I heard about this guy, and if I found him alone one night in a dark alley, I’d a given him a what for… What set my head to spinning though was his, uh… You know what. It was a photo of him in his birthday suit and that boy HAD to be part horse!

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